The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
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The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
In Whitey's Grove, you encounter a white guy. He appears to be upset.
"What's wrong?" you ask him.
"I can't dance," he whimpers. "Can you help me out?"
You show him some moves.
"Whoah." he says. "I know the Funky Chicken."
Moxious!
"Hey, it's all right," you tell the guy. "Let's solve this problem the way we solve all of our problems -- let's go get drunk!"
"O... okay," he sputters. "I heard there was a wine tasting going on today. Let's check it out."
You follow him deeper into the Grove, where you encounter something very disturbing. A group of people is sitting around a table laden with wine. Instead of drinking the wine, however, they repeatedly take sips and then spit them into a bucket. Between sips, they use words that are too pretentious for you to understand, and laugh smugly.
Enraged by this waste of perfectly good alcohol, you spring into action. Which is to say that you hit the people until they leave, and then take the remaining wine.
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"Sorry, man, can't help you," you say, as you sneak around behind the guy and deftly rifle (and pistol) through his pockets.
Turns out to have been a waste of time, though, as all he had was a couple of NASCAR ticket stubs and this creepy wig.
Occurs at Whitey's Grove.
References
- The name of this adventure is a reference to the song "I Can't Dance," by Genesis: the chorus begins "I can't dance, I can't talk / the only thing about me is the way that I walk."
- "Whoah. I know the Funky Chicken" is a reference to a similar line Keanu Reeves says in The Matrix: "Whoah. I know Kung Fu."
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