The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy
Min Stat	45
Combat %	58.8
ML	61 - 69
Special adventures
Clover	None
Semi-rare	Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
Bad Moon	How Far Down Do You Want To Go?
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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove is on The Mysterious Island of Mystery. It be full of pirates of every description. At least, descriptions that starrrt with S and end in y.

If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

As you approach the Obligatory Pirates' Cove, a slouchy pirate jumps out from behind a bush.

"Avast ye," he says.

He's a lot bigger than you, so you avast with a quickness.

These pirates are only friendly to those who know how to dress properly. So, put on your Swashbuckling Getup or pin on your pirate fledges and you'll able to fully explore the Cove.

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

sassy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: crowbarrr, flaregun, sunken chest, swashbuckling pants Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 61 • Substat Gain: 15.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 71 Monster Defense: 55 Hit Points: 51 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

shady pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: safarrri hat Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 67 • Substat Gain: 16.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 77 Monster Defense: 61 Hit Points: 57 Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None

shifty pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: arrrgyle socks, flaregun, sunken chest Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 63 Hit Points: 59 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

smarmy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, eyepatch, flaregun, Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet, vial of pirate sweatb Meat Drop: 22-32 Monster Level: 65 • Substat Gain: 16.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 75 Monster Defense: 59 Hit Points: 55 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

swarthy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: leotarrrd, pirate pelvis, stuffed shoulder parrot Meat Drop: 20-30 Monster Level: 63 • Substat Gain: 15.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 73 Monster Defense: 57 Hit Points: 53 Initiative: 65 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

The Beached Boys
	Substat Gain: 15 Beefiness

A Dreadful Curse
	Substat Gain: 15 Wizardliness

Filching the Undarrwear
	Substat Gain: 15 Sarcasm

Amatearrr Night
	What's orange and sounds like a parrot?: stuffed shoulder parrot, lose 3 HP. So a pirate walks into a bar...: Gain 100 Meat. What's gold and sounds like a pirate?: eyepatch

The Arrrbitrator
	Vote for Jack Robinson: eyepatch Vote for Sergeant Hook: swashbuckling pants Vote for the dread Pirate Bob: Gain 100 Meat.

Barrie Me at Sea
	Help Sammy Skillet: stuffed shoulder parrot, lose 5 Meat. Help Captain Ladle: swashbuckling pants Help the crocodile: Gain 100 Meat.

Remembarrr the Main
	Item Drops: Spanish fly trap Note: Will only occur if you have received the I Just Wanna Fly adventure at the Orcish Frat House or the Me Just Want Fly adventure at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
	Item Drops: bottle of pirate juice Note: A semi-rare adventure.

How Far Down Do You Want To Go?
	Effects: Hornswaggled (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

In Disguise

With the Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges equipped, you can access The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise).

Notes

To those who object that the " Pirate's " Cove should really be the " Pirates' " Cove, Jick replies that what appears on the map to be a pirate ship is actually a "giant, ship-shaped pirate named Scove".

References

• In this location, most dropped item, adventure, or monster names contain "arrr," which is, of course, stereotypical pirate-speak.

History

• This area underwent a major revision on December 3rd, 2007. Retired adventures may be seen here.