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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy
Min Stat	45
Combat %	58.8
ML	61 - 69
Special adventures
Clover	None
Semi-rare	Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
Bad Moon	How Far Down Do You Want To Go?
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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove is on The Mysterious Island of Mystery. It be full of pirates of every description. At least, descriptions that starrrt with S and end in y.

If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

As you approach the Obligatory Pirates' Cove, a slouchy pirate jumps out from behind a bush.

"Avast ye," he says.

He's a lot bigger than you, so you avast with a quickness.

(You must have at least 45 $Stat to adventure here.)

These pirates are only friendly to those who know how to dress properly. So, put on your Swashbuckling Getup or pin on your pirate fledges and you'll able to fully explore the Cove.

Undisguised

1 Undisguised
- 1.1 Combat Adventures
- 1.2 Non-combat Adventures
2 In Disguise
3 Retired Adventures
4 References

Chance of a combat encounter in this area: 58.8% base*

Combat Adventures

sassy pirate -- (edit metadata)
sassy pirate	Item Drops: crowbarrr, flaregun, sunken chest, swashbuckling pants Meat Drop: 17-24 Substat Gain: 15.25 Monster Level: 61 *Moxie for No Hit: 68 Hit Points: 51 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance:** none

shady pirate -- (edit metadata)
shady pirate	Item Drops: safarrri hat Meat Drop: 27-34 Substat Gain: 16.75 Monster Level: 67 *Moxie for No Hit: 74 Hit Points: 57 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance:** none

shifty pirate -- (edit metadata)
shifty pirate	Item Drops: arrrgyle socks, flaregun, sunken chest Meat Drop: 46-55 Substat Gain: 17.25 Monster Level: 69 *Moxie for No Hit: 76 Hit Points: 59 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance:** none

smarmy pirate -- (edit metadata)
smarmy pirate	Item Drops: bottle of rum, eyepatch, flaregun, Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet Bounty: vial of pirate sweat Meat Drop: 27-30 Substat Gain: 16.25 Monster Level: 65 *Moxie for No Hit: 72 Hit Points: 55 Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance:** none

swarthy pirate -- (edit metadata)
swarthy pirate	Item Drops: leotarrrd, pirate pelvis, stuffed shoulder parrot Meat Drop: 20-32 Substat Gain: 15.75 Monster Level: 63 *Moxie for No Hit: 70 Hit Points: 53 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance:** none

Non-combat Adventures

The Beached Boys
The Beached Boys	Substat Gain: 15 Strengthliness

A Dreadful Curse
A Dreadful Curse	Substat Gain: 15 Wizardliness

Filching the Undarrwear
Filching the Undarrwear	Substat Gain: 15 Cheek

Amatearrr Night
Amatearrr Night	What's orange and sounds like a parrot?: stuffed shoulder parrot, lose 3 HP. So a pirate walks into a bar...: Gain 100 Meat. What's gold and sounds like a pirate?: eyepatch

The Arrrbitrator
The Arrrbitrator	Vote for Jack Robinson: eyepatch Vote for Sergeant Hook: swashbuckling pants Vote for the dread Pirate Bob: Gain 100 Meat.

Barrie Me at Sea
Barrie Me at Sea	Help Sammy Skillet: stuffed shoulder parrot, lose 5 Meat. Help Captain Ladle: swashbuckling pants Help the crocodile: Gain 100 Meat.

Remembarrr the Main
Remembarrr the Main	Item Drops: Spanish fly trap Note: Will only occur if you have received the I Just Wanna Fly adventure at the Orcish Frat House or the Me Just Want Fly adventure at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
	Item Drops: bottle of pirate juice Note: Occurs semi-rarely.

How Far Down Do You Want To Go?
How Far Down Do You Want To Go?	Note: Gives 10 turns of Hornswaggled. Note: Bad Moon only.

In Disguise

With the Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges equipped, you can access The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise).

Retired Adventures

This area underwent a major expansion on December 3rd, 2007.

A Close Shave
A Close Shave	Substat Gain: 11 Cheek Note: Lose 5 HP

Bring on the Snazz
Bring on the Snazz	Substat Gain: 12 Cheek

The Ivory Crow's Nest
The Ivory Crow's Nest	Substat Gain: 14 Cheek Note: Lose 10 HP

Out, Brief Candle
Out, Brief Candle	Item Drops: skeleton bone, skeleton bone, skeleton bone

Shabby
Shabby	Substat Gain: 10 Cheek

The Shape of Things to Come
The Shape of Things to Come	Meat Drops: 100

Some Pirates are Hippies
Some Pirates are Hippies	Meat Drops: 60

Squeak!
Squeak!	Meat Drops: 80

Squeaky Clean
Squeaky Clean	Substat Gain: 11 Cheek

When You're Bored You're Boring
When You're Bored You're Boring	Substat Gain: 10 Cheek

Zest!
Zest!	Item Drops: spices, spices, spices

Taking a Souvenarrrr
Taking a Souvenarrrr	Item Drops: pirate shirt Note: Only occurs with the Torso Awaregness skill.

Gotta Lay Off the Sauce
Gotta Lay Off the Sauce	Substat Gain: 300 Cheek Note: You gain 2 Drunkenness. Note: A one-time adventure.

The Three Arrrs
The Three Arrrs	Item Drops: abridged dictionary Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Does not occur until you have been given the Orc Chasm Quest by the Council. Note: Does not occur until you have received the Gotta Lay Off the Sauce adventure (except Teetotaler and Oxygenarian paths).