(Redirected from The Knob Dispensary)
|You approach the window, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"
|— Harmless Chemicals —|
|Knob Goblin seltzer||80 Meat|
|Knob Goblin stink bomb||130 Meat|
|Knob Goblin sharpening spray||230 Meat|
|Knob Goblin steroids||250 Meat|
|Knob Goblin love potion||170 Meat|
|— The Harder Stuff —|
|Knob Goblin nasal spray||150 Meat|
|Knob Goblin eyedrops||200 Meat|
|Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray||250 Meat|
|Knob Goblin learning pill||300 Meat|
- If you don't have the password:
- You approach the window of the dispensary, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"
- "Umm..." you reply.
- "Guards!" shouts the voice. To summon some guards. Who beat you up.
|You lose 20 hit points.|
The Dispensary is located in Cobb's Knob Laboratories
- You can find out the password here. (Must be relearned on ascension)
- Unlike the old version of the Dispensary, you are not required to be wearing or even own the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform if you know the password.
- The items under 'harder stuff' each take up 1 spleen per use.
Refer to this handy table for effects and duration:
|Knob Goblin sharpening spray||Sharp Weapon||5 adventures||+3-5 to weapon damage|
|Knob Goblin steroids||Steroid Boost||5 adventures||+2 Muscle (also, lose 15 Moxie Substat)|
|Knob Goblin love potion||Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy||5 adventures||+2 Moxie (also, lose 11-19 Muscle Substat)|
|Knob Goblin nasal spray||Wasabi Sinuses||30 adventures||+40% Meat drops, -20% Item drops, -1 Stats Per Fight|
|Knob Goblin eyedrops||Peeled Eyeballs||30 adventures||+20% Item drops, -30% Meat drops, -1 Stats Per Fight|
|Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray||Heavy Petting||30 adventures||+5 Familiar Weight, -10% from All Stats|
|Knob Goblin learning pill||Big Veiny Brain||30 adventures||+3 Stats Per Fight, -10% Meat drops, -5% Item drops|
- Prior to December 31, 2018, the nasal spray, eyedrops, pet-buffing spray and learning pill were 10 turn potions instead of 30 turn spleen items, and were mixed together with the other items without categorization.