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You approach the window, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"


"Whaddya want?"

Item: Price:
Seltzer.gif Knob Goblin seltzer 80 Meat
Bomb.gif Knob Goblin stink bomb 130 Meat
Nosespray.gif Knob Goblin nasal spray 150 Meat
Lovepotion.gif Knob Goblin love potion 170 Meat
Eyedrops.gif Knob Goblin eyedrops 200 Meat
Spraycan.gif Knob Goblin sharpening spray 230 Meat
Syringe.gif Knob Goblin steroids 250 Meat
Spraycan.gif Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 250 Meat
Pill.gif Knob Goblin learning pill 300 Meat

  • If you don't have the password:
You approach the window of the dispensary, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"
"Umm..." you reply.
"Guards!" shouts the voice. To summon some guards. Who beat you up.
HPYou lose 20 hit points.

The Dispensary is located in Cobb's Knob Laboratories


  • You can find out the password here. (Must be relearned on ascension)
  • Unlike the old version of the Dispensary, you are not required to be wearing or even own the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform if you know the password.

Refer to this handy table for effects and duration:

Item Effect Name Duration Effect
Knob Goblin nasal spray Wasabi Sinuses 10 adventures +30% meat, -10% items, -1 substats/battle
Knob Goblin love potion Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy 5 adventures +2 Moxie (also, lose 11-19 Muscle Substat)
Knob Goblin eyedrops Peeled Eyeballs 10 adventures +15% items, -20% meat, -1 substats/battle
Knob Goblin sharpening spray Sharp Weapon 5 adventures +3-5 to weapon damage
Knob Goblin steroids Steroid Boost 5 adventures +2 Muscle (also, lose 15 Moxie Substat)
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray Heavy Petting 10 adventures +5 Familiar Weight, -10% from All Stats
Knob Goblin learning pill Big Veiny Brain 10 adventures +2 Stats Per Fight, -20% Meat from Monsters, -10% Items from Monsters