The Inquisitor

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The Inquisitor
Monster ID 1879
Locations Trivial Pursuits, LLC
Hit Points 100
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts
Manuel question juice
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
The Inquisitor You're fighting The Inquisitor

"Maybe you know the answer to this one, Batfellow," The Inquisitor says, removing his glasses and bowtie and unbuttoning his shirt. "'What is the number-one pastime for inmates in Gotpork Penitentiary?"

"It's --" you begin, then stop as The Inquisitor removes his shirt, revealing a torso packed with rippling muscle.

"Bodybuilding," he finishes for you, and cracks his knuckles.

Hit Message(s):

"Okay Batfellow, see if you can answer this one!" The Inquisitor shouts, then punches you in the face. "That wasn't a question!" you growl. "Oh, sorry. 'Can you answer this one?'" He punches you again.

"How does it feel to get punched in the solar plexus, Batfellow?" The Inquisitor asks, and demonstrates. You wheeze wordlessly, trying to draw air back into your lungs. "That's correct!"

"What muscles most determine the power of a forward punch?" The Inquisitor asks you. "The pec- oof!" you growl. "That's right! The pectoral muscles!"

HPYou lose 30 hit points.

After Combat

Confused.gifYou acquire an item: bottles of question juice
And then...

Occurs at Trivial Pursuits, LLC via This is Not a Test.