The Hippy Camp

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The Hippy Camp
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
	Undisguised	In Disguise
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy	With Filthy Hippy Disguise
Min Stat	30	30
Combat %	100	0
ML	39 - 41	- - -
Special adventures
Clover	Batty About Fruit	A Case of the Baskets
Semi-rare	The Latest Sorcerous Developments	The Latest Sorcerous Developments
Bad Moon	Better Dread Than Dead	Drumroll, Please
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The Hippy Camp is an adventure location found in The Mysterious Island of Mystery. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Too... Many... Hippies...

Not... strong enough... To go on...

(You must have at least 30 $Stat to adventure here.)

Visiting the Camp in the Filthy Hippy Disguise and War Hippy Fatigues outfit will yield a different set of adventures from those while not disguised.

Once you start the Mysterious Island Quest, you will get a different set of adventures. See The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) or The Hippy Camp (Wartime).

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

crusty hippy -- (edit metadata)

crusty hippy

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, reodorant, phat turquoise bead, windchimes Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 10.25 Monster Level: 41 Moxie for No Hit*: 48 Monster Defense: 41 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

crusty hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

crusty hippy jewelry maker

Item Drops: beach glass bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 10.25 Monster Level: 41 Moxie for No Hit*: 48 Monster Defense: 41 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

crusty hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

crusty hippy Vegan chef

Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 10.25 Monster Level: 41 Moxie for No Hit*: 48 Monster Defense: 41 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

dirty hippy -- (edit metadata)

dirty hippy

Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 10 Monster Level: 40 Moxie for No Hit*: 47 Monster Defense: 40 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

dirty hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

dirty hippy jewelry maker

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 10 Monster Level: 40 Moxie for No Hit*: 47 Monster Defense: 40 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

dirty hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

dirty hippy Vegan chef

Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 10 Monster Level: 40 Moxie for No Hit*: 47 Monster Defense: 40 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

filthy hippy -- (edit metadata)

filthy hippy

Item Drops: decorative fountain, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells Bounty: greasy dreadlock Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 9.75 Monster Level: 39 Moxie for No Hit*: 46 Monster Defense: 39 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

filthy hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

filthy hippy jewelry maker

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling Bounty: greasy dreadlock Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 9.75 Monster Level: 39 Moxie for No Hit*: 46 Monster Defense: 39 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

filthy hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

filthy hippy Vegan chef

Item Drops: double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, wad of tofu Bounty: greasy dreadlock Quest Items: Spanish fly Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 9.75 Monster Level: 39 Moxie for No Hit*: 46 Monster Defense: 39 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 65? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

Non-combat Adventures

Peace Wants Love
Peace Wants Love	Agree to take his clothes: filthy corduroys Say "No thanks.": filthy knitted dread sack Ask if he had anything in his pockets: Gain 210-300 Meat Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

An Inconvenient Truth
An Inconvenient Truth	Check out the clothing: filthy knitted dread sack Avert your eyes: filthy corduroys Flee in terror before your brain cracks: Gain 207-296 Meat Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

Getting Ahead in Life
Getting Ahead in Life	Item Drops: filthy knitted dread sack Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

Hippy Birthday to You
Hippy Birthday to You	Item Drops: filthy corduroys Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

The Latest Sorcerous Developments
The Latest Sorcerous Developments	Item Drops: teeny-tiny magic scroll Note: A semi-rare adventure.

Batty About Fruit
Batty About Fruit	Item Drops: fruit bowl Note: This adventure is triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

Seal Taint in the Soiled Tent
Seal Taint in the Soiled Tent	Item Drops: figurine of a stinking seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers

Turtles All The Way Around
Turtles All The Way Around	Item Drops: syncopated turtle Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect and a turtling rod equipped. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef	Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef	Item Drops: cup of strong herbal tea Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest, after obtaining the white wine vinaigrette.

Better Dread Than Dead
Better Dread Than Dead	Note: Gives 10 turns of Dreadlocked. Note: Bad Moon only.

In Disguise

Bug Zapper
Bug Zapper	Substat Gain: 15 Wizardliness

Ecosabotage
Ecosabotage	Substat Gain: 15 Wizardliness

Filthy Pinko Hippy
Filthy Pinko Hippy	Item Drops: filthy hippy poncho Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

Fluffy is Missing!
Fluffy is Missing!	Substat Gain: 17 Wizardliness

Games Hippies Play
Games Hippies Play	Substat Gain: 17 Wizardliness

The Gift of Gag
The Gift of Gag	Item Drops: vial of patchouli oil

The Hennamaster
The Hennamaster	Item Drops: henna tattoo

Hippies in the Mist
Hippies in the Mist	Substat Gain: 15 Wizardliness

Hooray! A Stupid Drum Circle!
Hooray! A Stupid Drum Circle!	Substat Gain: 16 Wizardliness

The Old Switcheroo
The Old Switcheroo	Substat Gain: 16 Wizardliness

What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?
What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?	Item Drops: jug-o-magicalness, secret blend of herbs and spices, wad of tofu

Where There's Smoke...
Where There's Smoke...	Substat Gain: 20 Wizardliness Note: Gives 3 turns of Confused

Your Favorite Joke
Your Favorite Joke	Substat Gain: 19 Wizardliness Note: Lose 5 HP.

The Latest Sorcerous Developments
The Latest Sorcerous Developments	Item Drops: teeny-tiny magic scroll Note: A semi-rare adventure.

A Case of the Baskets
A Case of the Baskets	Item Drops: fruit basket Note: This adventure is triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

Drumroll, Please
Drumroll, Please	Note: Gives 10 turns of Drummed Out. Note: Bad Moon only.

References

• The message you get when your main stat isn't high enough ("Too... many... hippies... Not... strong enough... to go on...") is a reference to South Park's Eric Cartman, who hates hippies. In fact, a number of references are made to this in The Hippy Camp; for example, the text of Hippies in the Mist contains a direct quote from Cartman.