The Goatlet

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The Goatlet
Location	Mt. McLargeHuge
Unlocks	When the L33t Tr4pz0r has received ore
Min Stat	53
Combat %	100
ML	68
Special adventures
Clover	None
Semi-rare	Natural Selection
Bad Moon	Frost Bitten, Twice Shy
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The Goatlet lies on the slopes of Mt. McLargeHuge, and is unlocked by bringing the L33t Tr4pz0r the 3 chunks of ore that he has requested. It's full of goats.

If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You approach the Goatlet, but at the first sign of a Goat, you suddenly lose your nerve and run away. Looks like you're not quite tough enough to go there yet.

Combat Adventures

dairy goat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese, billy idolb Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 68 • Substat Gain: 17 • Moxie for No Hit*: 78 Monster Defense: 62 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

drunk goat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard, billy idolb Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 68 • Substat Gain: 17 • Moxie for No Hit*: 78 Monster Defense: 62 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

sabre-toothed goat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: goat beard, sabre teeth, billy idolb Meat Drop: 44-66 Monster Level: 68 • Substat Gain: 17 • Moxie for No Hit*: 78 Monster Defense: 62 Hit Points: 48 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks

Help the miners clear the rocks away: In Mining Gear, Dwarvish War Uniform, or with the Earthen Fist effect, clears the rocks and allows access to the Goatlet. Without mining gear, nothing. Screw these rocks, I'm gonna roll out: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Beat up the rocks. Boris hated rocks.: When in an Avatar of Boris challenge path, clears the rocks and allows access to the Goatlet. Note: This is the initial adventure in the Goatlet, and the only one you will encounter until you successfully clear the rocks, except for the semi-rare adventure, which overrides this. Note: Becomes a one-time adventure once the rocks are cleared. Note: A superlikely adventure.

Natural Selection
	Item Drops: can of spinach Note: A semi-rare adventure.

Puddle Puncher
	Item Drops: figurine of a cold seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers.

Frost Bitten, Twice Shy
	Effects: Frostbitten (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Notes

• You always get the Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks before getting any of the other adventures. To pass, you must be dressed in full mining gear.
• It is possible to get the Natural Selection before clearing away the rocks or even getting the Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks adventure. You do not need to be in full mining gear either.

References

• The goats in the Goatlet bear a very strong resemblance to Toothgnip, from the Web comic Goats.
• The name "Goatlet" is a play on the word "gauntlet."