The Gift Shop Guy

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The Gift Shop Guy
The Gift Shop Guy

Get out of here, you filthy vagra... oh, wait. I thought you were one of those hitchhikers that keep coming around here asking for handouts, but you're obviously not -- you've got a towel!

Here, have this extra toothbrush.

Toothbrush.gifYou acquire an item: toothbrush

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Terrycloth Tackle.

References

  • The Gift Shop Guy is probably a reference to Gorblax constantly requesting that Jick name the Gift Shop Guy.
  • This whole adventure is a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, specifically the following passage:
    "A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have 'lost'."