The Gift Shop

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The Gift Shop lies in Market Square. Here you can buy assorted gift items, or go into the back room to send someone a package. When you send someone a package, it need not include any items from the gift shop. If someone has multiple packages of the same type, the most recently sent package is opened first.

Welcome to The Gift Shop! You can buy a number of groovy gift items, or head into the back room to send someone a package.

With each Ascension, new gifts and packages become available. Also, while in Ronin or Hardcore, it is possible to send gifts of items that are currently stored in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.

Items for sale here:

	Valentine	100 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Day)
	potted cactus	20 Meat
	daisy	100 Meat
	potted fern	200 Meat	(available after 1 Ascension)
	tulip	500 Meat	(available after 4 Ascensions)
	Venus flytrap	1,000 Meat	(available after 7 Ascensions)
	all-purpose flower	2,000 Meat	(available after 10 Ascensions)
	exotic orchid	5,000 Meat	(available after 13 Ascensions)
	long-stemmed rose	10,000 Meat	(available after 16 Ascensions)
	gilded lily	20,000 Meat	(available after 19 Ascensions)
	deadly nightshade	50,000 Meat	(available after 22 Ascensions)
	black lotus	100,000 Meat	(available after 25 Ascensions)
	stuffed can of asparagus	20 Meat
	stuffed dodecapede	100 Meat
	stuffed ghuol whelp	200 Meat	(available after 2 Ascensions)
	stuffed zmobie	500 Meat	(available after 5 Ascensions)
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1,000 Meat	(available after 8 Ascensions)
	stuffed stab bat	2,000 Meat	(available after 11 Ascensions)
	apathetic lizardman doll	5,000 Meat	(available after 14 Ascensions)
	stuffed yeti	10,000 Meat	(available after 17 Ascensions)
	stuffed Mob Penguin	20,000 Meat	(available after 20 Ascensions)
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	50,000 Meat	(available after 23 Ascensions)
	giant stuffed bugbear	100,000 Meat	(available after 26 Ascensions)
	mugcake	20 Meat
	urinal cake	100 Meat
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	200 Meat	(available after 1 Ascension)
	personalized birthday cake	500 Meat	(available after 4 Ascensions)
	three-tiered wedding cake	1,000 Meat	(available after 7 Ascensions)
	babycakes	2,000 Meat	(available after 10 Ascensions)
	blue velvet cake	5,000 Meat	(available after 13 Ascensions)
	congratulatory cake	10,000 Meat	(available after 16 Ascensions)
	angel-food cake	20,000 Meat	(available after 19 Ascensions)
	devil's-food cake	50,000 Meat	(available after 22 Ascensions)
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	100,000 Meat	(available after 25 Ascensions)
	white balloon	20 Meat
	green balloon	100 Meat
	heart-shaped balloon	200 Meat	(available after 2 Ascensions)
	anniversary balloon	500 Meat	(available after 5 Ascensions)
	Mylar balloon	1,000 Meat	(available after 8 Ascensions)
	Kevlar balloon	2,000 Meat	(available after 11 Ascensions)
	thought balloon	5,000 Meat	(available after 14 Ascensions)
	rat head balloon	10,000 Meat	(available after 17 Ascensions)
	mini-zeppelin	20,000 Meat	(available after 20 Ascensions)
	Mr. Balloon	50,000 Meat	(available after 23 Ascensions)
	red balloon	100,000 Meat	(available after 26 Ascensions)
	double daisy	20,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	20,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
	Valentine's Day cake	20,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
	arrow'd heart balloon	20,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	20,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Day)
	bouquet of circular saw blades	5,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Day)
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1,000 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Day)
	stuffed ninja snowman	500 Meat	(available only on Valentine's Day)

Packaging for your gifts:

	plain brown wrapper	50 Meat	(holds 1 type of item)
	less-than-three-shaped box	100 Meat	(holds up to 2 types)
	exactly-three-shaped box	200 Meat	(holds up to 3 types)	(available after 3 Ascensions)
	chocolate box	500 Meat	(holds up to 4 types)	(available after 6 Ascensions)
	miniature coffin	1,000 Meat	(holds up to 5 types)	(available after 9 Ascensions)
	solid asbestos box	2,000 Meat	(holds up to 6 types)	(available after 12 Ascensions)
	solid linoleum box	5,000 Meat	(holds up to 7 types)	(available after 15 Ascensions)
	solid chrome box	10,000 Meat	(holds up to 8 types)	(available after 18 Ascensions)
	cryptic puzzle box	20,000 Meat	(holds up to 9 types)	(available after 21 Ascensions)
	refrigerated biohazard container	50,000 Meat	(holds up to 10 types)	(available after 24 Ascensions)
	magnetic field	100,000 Meat	(holds up to 11 types)	(available after 27 Ascensions)
	black velvet box	100 Meat	(holds up to 11 types)	(available only on Valentine's Day)

[edit] Notes

• When wearing Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket, all gift shop packages are 50% off.
• If you attempt to send more than 100 packages in one day, the Gift Shop Guy says:

You can't send more than a hundred gift packages a day. Yes, having this limit is stupid, but it's the best solution we can think of to the gift box spamming problem.

• Before NS13, a common strategy for speed ascenders was to use the high autosell value of some gift items to get more meat out of their Hagnk's pulls, much to Jick's annoyance. With NS13, the autosell value of the Gift items was reduced to 5% of their purchase price.
• Gorblax, a long-time listener to The Jick Show, has demanded that the owner of the gift shop be given a name every single week for two years. It is for this reason that the "Gift Shop Guy" does not have a name.
• During a Bad Moon run, going to the gift shop will take you directly to the back room.