The Gift Shop

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The Gift Shop

The Gift Shop can be found in Bordertown. Here you can buy assorted gift items, or go into the back room to send someone a package. When you send someone a package, it need not include any items from the gift shop. If someone has multiple packages of the same type, the most recently sent package is opened first.

Recordsguy.gifWelcome to The Gift Shop! You can buy a number of groovy gift items, or head into the back room to send someone a package.

With each Ascension, new gifts and packages become available. Also, while in Ronin or Hardcore, it is possible to send gifts of items that are currently stored in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.

Items for sale here:

Valentine.gif Valentine 100 Meat (available only on Valentine's Day)
Cactus.gif potted cactus 20 Meat
Daisy.gif daisy 100 Meat
Fern.gif potted fern 200 Meat (available after 1 Ascension)
Tulip.gif tulip 500 Meat (available after 4 Ascensions)
Flytrap.gif Venus flytrap 1,000 Meat (available after 7 Ascensions)
Allpurpose.gif all-purpose flower 2,000 Meat (available after 10 Ascensions)
Orchid.gif exotic orchid 5,000 Meat (available after 13 Ascensions)
Rose.gif long-stemmed rose 10,000 Meat (available after 16 Ascensions)
Lily.gif gilded lily 20,000 Meat (available after 19 Ascensions)
Nightshade.gif deadly nightshade 50,000 Meat (available after 22 Ascensions)
Lotus.gif black lotus 100,000 Meat (available after 25 Ascensions)
Stuffcan.gif stuffed can of asparagus 20 Meat
Stuffdod.gif stuffed dodecapede 100 Meat
Stuffgho.gif stuffed ghuol whelp 200 Meat (available after 2 Ascensions)
Stuffzmo.gif stuffed zmobie 500 Meat (available after 5 Ascensions)
Stuffhip.gif Raggedy Hippy doll 1,000 Meat (available after 8 Ascensions)
Stuffbat.gif stuffed stab bat 2,000 Meat (available after 11 Ascensions)
Stuffliz.gif apathetic lizardman doll 5,000 Meat (available after 14 Ascensions)
Stuffyet.gif stuffed yeti 10,000 Meat (available after 17 Ascensions)
Stuffpen.gif stuffed Mob Penguin 20,000 Meat (available after 20 Ascensions)
Stufflim.gif stuffed sabre-toothed lime 50,000 Meat (available after 23 Ascensions)
Stuffbug.gif giant stuffed bugbear 100,000 Meat (available after 26 Ascensions)
Mugcake.gif mugcake 20 Meat
Urinalcake.gif urinal cake 100 Meat
Cake1.gif Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 200 Meat (available after 1 Ascension)
Cake2.gif personalized birthday cake 500 Meat (available after 4 Ascensions)
Tiercake.gif three-tiered wedding cake 1,000 Meat (available after 7 Ascensions)
Babycakes.gif babycakes 2,000 Meat (available after 10 Ascensions)
Velvetcake.gif blue velvet cake 5,000 Meat (available after 13 Ascensions)
Cake3.gif congratulatory cake 10,000 Meat (available after 16 Ascensions)
Angelcake.gif angel-food cake 20,000 Meat (available after 19 Ascensions)
Devilcake.gif devil's-food cake 50,000 Meat (available after 22 Ascensions)
Beancake.gif birthday party jellybean cheesecake 100,000 Meat (available after 25 Ascensions)
Whitebal.gif white balloon 20 Meat
Greenbal.gif green balloon 100 Meat
Heartbal.gif heart-shaped balloon 200 Meat (available after 2 Ascensions)
Diabal.gif anniversary balloon 500 Meat (available after 5 Ascensions)
Clubbal.gif Mylar balloon 1,000 Meat (available after 8 Ascensions)
Spadebal.gif Kevlar balloon 2,000 Meat (available after 11 Ascensions)
Thoughtbal.gif thought balloon 5,000 Meat (available after 14 Ascensions)
Ratbal.gif rat head balloon 10,000 Meat (available after 17 Ascensions)
Zepbal.gif mini-zeppelin 20,000 Meat (available after 20 Ascensions)
Mrbal.gif Mr. Balloon 50,000 Meat (available after 23 Ascensions)
Redbal.gif red balloon 100,000 Meat (available after 26 Ascensions)
Doubledais.gif double daisy 20,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
Stuffgoth.gif miniature stuffed Goth Giant 20,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
Heartcake.gif Valentine's Day cake 20,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
Arrowbal.gif arrow'd heart balloon 20,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Days V-IX)
Rosebunch.gif chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 20,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Day)
Sawblades.gif bouquet of circular saw blades 5,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Day)
Cuddlecake.gif Better Than Cuddling Cake 1,000 Meat (available only on Valentine's Day)
Stuffninja.gif stuffed ninja snowman 500 Meat (available only on Valentine's Day)


Packaging for your gifts:

Plainbrown.gif plain brown wrapper 50 Meat (holds 1 type of item)
Lessthan3.gif less-than-three-shaped box 100 Meat (holds up to 2 types)
3box.gif exactly-three-shaped box 200 Meat (holds up to 3 types) (available after 3 Ascensions)
Chocbox.gif chocolate box 500 Meat (holds up to 4 types) (available after 6 Ascensions)
Coffinbox.gif miniature coffin 1,000 Meat (holds up to 5 types) (available after 9 Ascensions)
Asbbox.gif solid asbestos box 2,000 Meat (holds up to 6 types) (available after 12 Ascensions)
Giftlinbox.gif solid linoleum box 5,000 Meat (holds up to 7 types) (available after 15 Ascensions)
Chromebox.gif solid chrome box 10,000 Meat (holds up to 8 types) (available after 18 Ascensions)
Puzzlebox.gif cryptic puzzle box 20,000 Meat (holds up to 9 types) (available after 21 Ascensions)
Biobox.gif refrigerated biohazard container 50,000 Meat (holds up to 10 types) (available after 24 Ascensions)
Magfields.gif magnetic field 100,000 Meat (holds up to 11 types) (available after 27 Ascensions)
Bvbox.gif black velvet box 100 Meat (holds up to 11 types) (available only on Valentine's Day)
Pressie.gif DNOTC Box 10000 Meat (holds up to 11 types) (available only during Crimbo season, starting whenever Jick remembers to push the button in late November and ending December 25)

Notes

You can't send more than a hundred gift packages a day. Yes, having this limit is stupid, but it's the best solution we can think of to the gift box spamming problem.
  • Gorblax, a long-time listener to The Jick Show, has demanded that the owner of the gift shop be given a name every single week for two years. It is for this reason that the "Gift Shop Guy" does not have a name, even when he's encountered on Halloween.
  • Until late 2010, during a Bad Moon run, going to the gift shop would take you directly to the back room. The back room still shows the following text, although the store is now accessible:
You walk into the Gift Shop, but there's nobody behind the counter, so you wander into the back room. There's nobody around back here, either, but there's a vending machine full of gift-sending supplies, in case you want to send a gift to somebody.
  • Even if you don't yet have access to the Beach, you can enter the Gift Shop with the "/go gift shop" chat command.
  • In a Zombie Slayer run, the Gift Shop Guy has fled, but the shop is still open:
The guy that runs the Gift Shop appears to have skipped town, leaving all his merchandise behind. I guess he didn't think a load of stuffed toys would be very useful survival tools. You can't say you disagree with him, but feel obliged to leave your meat in the cash register anyway. It looks like the door to the package room is open, as well, if you can think of someone who is still alive in this hellish zombie apocalypse who might appreciate a present.
  • Trying to send a gift package with more items in it than the package holds results in the following message:
This town isn't big enough for the both of us. By "town," I mean "package" and by "both of us" I mean "that many items."

History

  • Before NS13, a common strategy for speed ascenders was to use the high autosell value of some gift items to get more meat out of their Hagnk's pulls, much to Jick's annoyance. With NS13, the autosell value of the Gift items was reduced to 5% of their purchase price.
  • Was originally located in the Market Square. The Gift Shop was moved to Bordertown during the skeleton invasion.
  • In a hidden update on January 8th, 2014, gift packages that cost at least 1,000 Meat do not have the daily limit, mainly for bot use.
    • This was then lowered to 500 Meat two days later after realizing it would take 9 ascensions for bots to utilize this.