The Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather
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The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's n great grandfather.
"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."
 You're fighting The Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfatherThis thing looks like a much older and much, much more transparent version of Fernswarthy.
Hit Message(s):
"Off my lawn!" he screams, and you trip over a rock trying to comply. Then you realize you're not on his lawn, and feel pretty stupid. Argh! Oof! Ooh!
He says "In my day, a snorkel only cost 5 Meat." while hitting you in the head with his cane. Eek! Ow! Argh!
He tells you an incredibly boring story. Your ears bleed. Ow! Ugh! Ow!
He casts <a spell> on you. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
"Kids today! You wouldn't know a proper monster if it hit you in the head!" He then proceeds to demonstrate. Argh! Oof! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.
He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.
He tells you an incredibly boring story, but you manage to figure out how to politely evade him.
He tries to cast <a spell> on you, but misses.
Fumble Message:
He lunges forward to attack, but forgets to materialize and slides right through you. Brr!
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- This monster has 100% Physical Resistance.
- n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressively further up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
- Spell attacks are chosen randomly from the following list:
- Asthmatic Sphere
- Cheesestorm
- Cloud of Drain Cleaner
- Cloud of Nudity
- Cone of Corn
- Conrad's Crouton Cantrip
- Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam
- Flagellating Fangs of Fear
- Frozen Carrot
- Gratuitous Exsanguination
- Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades
- Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril
- Ray of Hurtiness
- Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes
- Spirit Goat
- Stream of Cream of Broccoli
- Swarm of Chiggers
- Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning
References
- It has been mentioned that Fernswarthy may refer to Futurama's Professor Farnsworth; as such, this adventure may refer to the main character of Futurama, Fry, who is Farnsworth's great-great-great-great-great-great-(...)-great-great-uncle (and due to an unfortunate time-travelling accident, also his great[etc.]grandfather).
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