The Fudge Wizard
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|The Fudge Wizard|
The ground in front of you rumbles, and a geyser of fudge erupts mere feet from where you're standing. As the geyser subsides, you see a humanoid shape behind it. You figure it must be another adventurewho got caught in the fudge shower, but then you notice he's not covered in fudge, he's made of the stuff.
"Listen, buddy!" he shouts, waving a fudge wand, "No salty meat-man is going to mess up Big Candy's operations! We don't need your kind around here!"
"Wait . . . who's 'Big Candy?'" you ask.
"Forget I said anything! Actually, you're gonna forget everything, because I'm about to give you a fatal fudge overdose!" He waves his wand, and fudge begins to swirl and take shape at his command . . .
He turns a mound of fudge into a fudgehammer, and hammers you with it.
He turns a blob of fudge into a dragon, which breathes fire at you. The fire is also made of fudge.
He turns a mound of fudge into a fudge arrow, then makes it fly through your <nipple>.
He turns a blob of fudge into a lion, which gnaws on you with fudgy teeth.
He gestures wildly around him with his wand, and mounds of fudge rise up into fudge giants with fudge clubs. They beat the everloving fudge out of you, and into you, and back out again.
He turns a mound of fudge into a fudgehammer, but it's too heavy for him to lift.
He turns a blob of fudge into a dragon. It flaps its fudgy wings and flies off, never to be seen again.
He turns a mound of fudge into a fudge arrow, which clatters uselessly to the ground.
He turns a blob of fudge into a sheep, then realizes he should have tried for something a little more menacing.
He waves his wand to conjure a fudge monstrosity, but he fudges the execution and summons an adorable fudge puppy instead. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: wand of fudge control|
Occurs at Fudge Mountain.
- Becomes a one-time adventure once defeated.