The Far Future (Speak to Science Officer)

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Needs more message about the various scenarios, title of adventure is not correct. Is there a way to get the Word Buckets to be consistent?

Starship Name :: Speak to Science Officer

You approach Fourth Leftenant La Ferge who is messing with a tricorder. "Greetings Private, what assistance may I offer?," he asks.

If you haven't taken the tricorder

"Can I have that tricorder?"

"Sure, just be careful with it, it's a delicate instrument," Sub- Sergeant La Farge tells you.

If you are already holding something

You can't figure out how to carry two things, so you put down what you're holding.

"What can you tell me about the hostiles?"

Borg scenario

"Well, Admiral, based on the emissions of their ship, I've determined that they are of the Computron race."

"Computrons are a unique race, Sir, a synthesis of organic and technological parts with a hive mind," expounds Replacement Sergeant La Firge.

Cloud scenario

"Well, Admiral, based on the emissions of their ship, I've determined that they are of the Living Cloud race."

"The Living Clouds originated in the Zaxxon nebula and appear to be sentient gaseous clouds," explains Primary Chief La Forge.

Crystalline scenario

"Well, Private, based on the emissions of their ship, I've determined that they are of the Jaden race."

Second Ensign La Furge explains, "It would appear that these Jadens maintain their consciousness in a crystalline matrix and move around utilizing an ingenious anti-gravity resonance. The resonance creates an aura of sound around the creatures but slightly out of phase to our hearing."

Emoticon scenario

"Well, Admiral, based on the emissions of their ship, I've determined that they are of the Wordwordwordword race."

"The Wordwordwordword race confounds logic, they appear to be a physical embodiment of their emotions," explains First Sergeant La Firge.

Primary Petty Officer La Firge continues, "Apparently they are also nourished by conversation and emotions. Also, they love to party."

Warrior scenario

"Well, Private, based on the emissions of their ship, I've determined that they are of the Waron race."

"We had best be on guard, Private," explains Sergeant Fourth Chief La Forge, "the Warons are a warlike and aggressive species."

Offer Blue Merlot to Primary Private La Firge

"Shall we split this Homeworld Pumpkin Ale, Sub- Spaceperson La Firge?"

"What purpose would that serve, Admiral?"

You explain, "well, humans often consume alcoholic beverages during times of stress to take the edge off."

"I see captain, because death is inevitable, and you are incapable of ignoring your emotions, you stave off your fear of impending doom by altering your though patterns. Unfortunately, I believe that our odds of surviving this situation are at least fifty-eight point one six four three two percent, and thus our doom is not impending, and consuming this alcohol would be illogical. Also, I don't need the neuro-receptor opening effects of the alcohol."

"You could just say 'no'."

"No, Admiral."

"Good day, sir."

Returns you to the room you were in


Occurs in The Far Future when choosing "Speak to Replacement Spaceperson La Forge"".

Notes

  • Speaking to the Science Officer will give you hints on dealing with the scenario.