The F'c'le

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The F'c'le
Location	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks	Win Insult Beer Pong while completing Cap'm Caronch Quest
Min Stat	None
Combat %	80.0
ML	100
Special adventures
Clover	none
Bad Moon	?
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The F'c'le is located at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are required to adventure here. Without either, you will see this message: You shouldn't be here.

Combat Adventures

chatty pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: 51-75 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

cleanly pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste, rigging shampoo Meat Drop: 49-73 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

clingy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bit of clingfilm Meat Drop: 52-78 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Only occurs as a male character.

clingy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bit of clingfilm Meat Drop: 52-78 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Only occurs as a female character.

creamy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay, ball polish Meat Drop: 49-73 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

crusty pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm Meat Drop: 52-78 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

curmudgeonly pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust, mizzenmast mop Meat Drop: 50-74 Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110 Monster Defense: 90 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

Chatterboxing
	Fight chatty fire with chatty fire: 100-120 Smarm Distract them with shiny objects: With a valuable trinket, escape (does not cost an adventure) and banish the chatty pirate from the Adventure Queue for 20 adventures; otherwise lose 10-15 HP Ride it out: 100-120 Fortitude Jump overboard: 100-120 Magicalness, lose 10-15 HP cold damage

The Chamber Music of the Sea
	Substat Gain: 50 Magicalness

Come on Baby, Find My Pliers
	Substat Gain: 50 Fortitude

An Impractical Joke
	Substat Gain: 50 Smarm

A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
	Item Drops: pirate fledges Meat Drops: 3000 Note: Only occurs after using ball polish, rigging shampoo and mizzenmast mop. Note: A one-time adventure.

Notes

This area is subject to special queue manipulation mechanics. Of the three monsters who don't drop quest items, two of them can be banished.

• The clingy pirate can be banished for about(?) 20 turns by using a cocktail napkin against it in combat.
• The chatty pirate can be banished for about(?) 15-20 turns in the Chatterboxing choice adventure.

References

• F'c'le (focal or fuck-all) is a pun on "fo'c's'le"; which is the common abbreviation of "forecastle", the compartment of a ship or boat directly aft of the bow (AKA "behind" the "front" or "pointy end"), often used as crew quarters.