The F'c'le

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The F'c'le
The F'c'le
Zone Num 158
Location The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks Win Insult Beer Pong while completing Cap'm Caronch Quest
Recom Stat 100
Combat % 80.0
Quests Cap'm Caronch Quest
ML 100
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Clover none
Bad Moon ?
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The F'c'le is located at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are required to adventure here. Without either, you will see this message:

You shouldn't be here.

If you try to adventure here during the Island War, you will be blocked with this message:

The pirates are gone, man.

A primary stat of 100 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You watch the unsavory pirates at work on their grubby ship. You can't even SAY "F'c'le" without sounding like you're swearing; are you ready to go adventure on one?
(It is recommended that you have at least 100 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures


chatty pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Piratem.gif
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: 51-75
  • Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110
  • Monster Defense: 90
  • Hit Points: 90
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None

cleanly pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Cleanpirate.gif

clingy pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Girlpirate.gif
  • Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
  • Meat Drop: 52-78
  • Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110
  • Monster Defense: 90
  • Hit Points: 90
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: Only occurs as a male character.

clingy pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Piratem.gif
  • Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
  • Meat Drop: 52-78
  • Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110
  • Monster Defense: 90
  • Hit Points: 90
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: Only occurs as a female character.

creamy pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Piratem.gif

crusty pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Crustpirate.gif
  • Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm
  • Meat Drop: 52-78
  • Monster Level: 100 • Substat Gain: 25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 110
  • Monster Defense: 90
  • Hit Points: 90
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

curmudgeonly pirate This monster is a Pirate -- (edit metadata)
Curmpirate.gif

Non-combat Adventures


Chatterboxing
Chatterboxing

The Chamber Music of the Sea
Prufrock.gif

Come on Baby, Find My Pliers
Ballpile.gif

An Impractical Joke
Wooddoor.gif

A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
Caronch.gif

Notes

This area is subject to special queue manipulation mechanics. Of the three monsters who don't drop quest items, two of them can be banished.

References

  • F'c'le (focal or fuck-all) is a pun on "fo'c's'le"; which is the common abbreviation of "forecastle", the compartment of a ship or boat directly aft of the bow (AKA "behind" the "front" or "pointy end"), often used as crew quarters.