The Deep Dark Jungle

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The Deep Dark Jungle
Zone Num 417
Location Conspiracy Island
Unlocks airplane charter: Conspiracy Island or one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
Recom Stat 0
Combat % 100%
ML
Terrain outdoor
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The Deep Dark Jungle is one of the adventure zones on Conspiracy Island.

Combat Adventures


bigface This monster is a Humanoid -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: "meat" stick, Sasq™ watch
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench
  • Damage Resistance: ?

Mercenary of Fortune This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
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smoke monster This monster is Weird -- (edit metadata)
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Venus mantrap This monster is a Plant -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: the most dangerous bait, pair of plants
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5
  • Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5
  • Hit Points: 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench
  • Damage Resistance: ?

Non-combat Adventures


Fun and Games!
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  • Note: Occurs on first visit to the zone.
  • Note: Does not consume an adventure

Hertz Locker
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  • Item Drops: Armory keycard
  • Note: Occurs after 40-50 adventures in the zone.
  • Note: A one-time adventure

Notes

If you are looking for jungle puns and have the encrypted micro-cassette recorder equipped, you'll have one of the following messages added to each combat:

  • You try to think of a good jungle pun, but you don't come up with anything. If only you were smarter...
  • A jungle pun occurs to you. You press record and say "<pun> " Heh heh heh. Good one, <<playername>>.
  • List of puns:
    • Are you a jaguar, or a jaguaren't?
    • Binturong? Now you're just making up words.
    • Boa constrictor? I hardly know her!
    • Hey, Sumatran rhinoceros! Up yours!
    • Hey, you monkeys. Quit monkeying around over there!
    • Hippopotamus? More like square-o-potamus if you ask me!
    • I just don't see any point to this tapir.
    • If we're voting on the aye-aye, then I say nay-nay!
    • Look at that lion over there. He's just lion around! So lazy!
    • Millipede? I almost did!
    • Ocelot? Ocelittle, am I right?
    • Some lemur! More like a lamer! Ha!
    • Spider monkey? No, I haven't seen it anywhere.
    • Stupid macaw! Shame on you for screwing up a perfectly good palindrome!
    • That gorilla is making me ill, eh?
    • That's one hell of an elephant!
    • There's a python that really knows how to rock! Because it is a rock python.
    • There's one toucan who toucouldn't!
    • These bats are driving me batty!
    • These mandrills are both screwy, and boring!
    • This armadillo is a real armadullo.
    • You've got to be echidnaing me!