The Crimbomination (2009)

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The Crimbomination
The Crimbomination

Without the Crimbomination Contraption equipped:

The Crimbomination snarls at you. You wave your <weapon name> in front of it, but it bats you away with a tentacle. Maybe you should use the thing the elves put together for you.

With the Crimbomination Contraption equipped:

The Crimbomination snarls at you, lashing out with his tentacle. You hold up your Crimbomination Contraption, hoping for a Crimbo miracle.
Hyp-mo-tize! (1)
You wave the Contraption. The Crimbomination follows it with three of its eyes, mesmerized. While you wave, you sing an inspirational carol from the propaganda mounted on the back of the weapon:
First Hyp-mo-tize:
Decked the penguinoid usurpers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Overcame those pasta slurpers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don is now an abdicator,
Fa la la la, la la la, la la la
Crimbo needs you now, not later
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Second Hyp-mo-tize:
Hark, Crimbomination thing,
Crimbo needs a mutant king!
Let the hate within you go
Let's all hear you ho-ho-ho!
Criiiiiiiimboooooooomiiiiinaaaation
Won't you come save Crimbo?
Criiiiiiiimboooooooomiiiiinaaaation
Won't you come save Crimbo?
Third Hyp-mo-tize:
Penguins flee, from our smackin'
Crimbo glee's what we're lackin'
Let go of the hate, and come regulate
Spreading mutant cheer across the land
Gone away is the mob bird,
Let there not be a sob heard,
Get rid of dread, put this hat on your heads,
Spreading mutant cheer across the land.
Fourth Hyp-mo-tize:
O Crimbomination
With your pulsing pustules
O come ye, O come ye and save our necks
Put on the hat,
Be the King of Crimbo
Stretch out your tentacle,
Stretch out your tentacle,
Stretch out your tentacle, and put it on.
Fifth Hyp-mo-tize:
O, slimy elf,
You are a freak of nature
But you're kind of the last hope we've got
Crimbomination is your nomenclature
Help us now or the holiday's shot
You hear the elves, they're crying for a monarch
Uncle C was bad, the Don was worse
It falls on your heads to save the situation
Oh mutated elf,
Oh elf with tentacles
Oh elf, oh MUTATED elf with tentacles.
The Crimbomination
The Crimbomination shudders, inhales deeply, and says, "Ho. Ho? HO! Happy Crimbo all, and all good night!" He takes the Crimbo Hat from you and puts it on his lumpy, misshapened head. Then he lays a finger beside one of his noses and vanishes. Ta-da!
But wait, what's this? It looks like he left a gaily-wrapped present behind, and the tag has your name on it! You tear it open.
Misfithorse.gifYou acquire an item: misfit hobby horse
or
Misfitdoll.gifYou acquire an item: misfit dolly
or
Misfitbear.gifYou acquire an item: misfit teddy bear

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory.

Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.

References

  • The first "inspirational carol" is a parody of "Deck the Halls." The second rewords "Angels, from the realms of glory." The third goes to the tune of "Winter Wonderland." The fourth is "O Come All Ye Faithful." Finally, the fifth plays on "O Holy Night."
  • All of the toys he gives out being called Misfit is a reference to the Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer holiday special, which has the island of misfit toys.