The Crimbo Cafe

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Crimbo 2008

The Crimbo Cafe was located in Crimbo Town at The Big Mountains:

Until December 24:

The Crimbo Cafe

Gosh, I can't believe those Mob Penguins are overunning Crimbo Town! And I can't believe that cheap jerk Uncle Crimbo didn't shield us from the Grimacite radiation! You know, we elves try to put a cheery face on things, but -- well -- do you know if the Flying Oyster is hiring?

Items Sold

Festive Food
	Candy Cane Surprise (50 Meat, 3 fullness) 3-6 adventures
	Grimdrop Chow Mein (75 Meat, 4 fullness) ?-6-9-? adventures
	Grimgerbread House (100 Meat, 5 fullness) 10-15 adventures

Festive Booze
	Grimacider (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness) 3-6 adventures
	Isotope Nog (75 Meat, 4 drunkenness) ?-6-11-? adventures
	Mutagin 'n' Tonic (100 Meat, 5 drunkenness) 10-15 adventures

From December 25:

The Crimbo Cafe

Welcome back to the Crimbo Cafe! I'm so glad everything's back to normal around here. Well, except for the toy factory full of mutant elves, the mutated trees, and the remaining penguins in the old toy factory. Oh, well. I'm sure we'll have it all sorted out by next year! Oh, well, at least the half-life on my cooking ingredients seems to have passed. I can finally make good, wholesome food that doesn't give my customers extra heads or fourth nipples! Uh, I meant third nipples. Yeah, that's what I meant. Eat up!

Items Sold

Festive Food
	gingerbread stir-fry (50 Meat, 3 fullness)
	candy cane pizza (75 Meat, 4 fullness)
	gumdrop chow mein (100 Meat, 5 fullness)

Festive Booze
	eggnogtini (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness)
	candycaine (75 Meat, 4 drunkenness)
	braincracker sweet (100 Meat, 5 drunkenness)

From January 1st, 2009:

The door to the Crimbo Cafe is locked, and no matter how hard you knock, no one answers. Then you see a note taped to the window. It reads:

Crimbo 2007

The Crimbo Cafe was located in Crimbo Town at The Big Mountains:

The Crimbo Cafe

Welcome to the Crimbo Cafe! The alien cyborg infestation is sure a drag, isn't it! I keep getting these weird rubber-wearing freaks coming in here, waving their laser cannons around, ordering the weirdest stuff! The whole thing's pretty ho-ho-horrifying! You're welcome to the food, if you want it, but you'll have to eat what the cyborgs eat. They've assimilated the whole kitchen, and I can't cook anything else!

Items Sold

Festive Foods:
	Soylent Red and Green (50 Meat, 3 fullness) 4-5 adventures
	Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit (75 Meat, 4 fullness) 6-9 adventures
	Gingerborg Hive (100 Meat, 5 fullness) 10-15 adventures

Crimbo Spirits:
	Cyder (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness) 5 adventures
	Oil Nog (75 Meat, 4 drunkenness) 6-9 adventures
	Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel (100 Meat, 5 drunkenness) 10-15 adventures

Crimbo 2005

The Crimbo Cafe was located in Crimbo Town at The Big Mountains:

The Crimbo Cafe

Welcome to the Crimbo Cafe! We're having a bit of a ho-ho-horrible time here in Crimbotown, what with the factory elves on strike and all. But we're still serving festive holiday food, even to those stupid elves. What's your poison?

Items Sold

Crimbotails:
	eggnogtini (50 Meat, 3 drunkenness)
	candycaine (75 Meat, 4 drunkenness)
	braincracker sweet (100 Meat, 5 drunkenness)

Crimbo Entrees:
	gumdrop chow mein (50 Meat, 3 fullness)
	candy cane pizza (75 Meat, 4 fullness)
	gingerbread stir-fry (100 Meat, 5 fullness)

Notes

• Like Chez Snootée or The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. Boozetafarians and Oxygenarians can't buy food, and Teetotalers and Oxygenarians can't buy booze.
• For the Crimbo 2005 items (but not Crimbo 2007), all food and booze consumed here gave 10 adventures worth of Sugar Rush.
• For the 2008 incarnation, the LARP membership card will apply a 10% discount.

References

• "Consume Mass Quantities!" was a phrase often uttered by The Coneheads.