The Crimbo Cafe
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The Crimbo Cafe was located in Crimbo Town at The Big Mountains:
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Welcome to the Crimbo Cafe! We're having a bit of a ho-ho-horrible time here in Crimbotown, what with the factory elves on strike and all. But we're still serving festive holiday food, even to those stupid elves. What's your poison?
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The Crimbo Cafe was located in Crimbo Town at The Big Mountains:
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Welcome to the Crimbo Cafe! The alien cyborg infestation is sure a drag, isn't it! I keep getting these weird rubber-wearing freaks coming in here, waving their laser cannons around, ordering the weirdest stuff! The whole thing's pretty ho-ho-horrifying!
You're welcome to the food, if you want it, but you'll have to eat what the cyborgs eat. They've assimilated the whole kitchen, and I can't cook anything else!
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References
- "Consume Mass Quantities!" was a phrase often uttered by The Coneheads.
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