A Battlefield

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A Battlefield
Location	The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past
Unlocks	After receiving the A Grave Situation adventure, ascended characters only
Min Stat	None
Combat %	94.5-94.9%
ML	30
Special adventures
Clover	None
Semi-rare	Prior to Always
Ultra Rare	The Temporal Bandit
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A Battlefield (a.k.a. The Cola Wars Battlefield) is located in the Nearby Plains in the Distant Past.

On November 21, 2005, the rift to the Nearby Plains in the Distant Past, and thus the Battlefield, were made unavailable to characters at levels other than level 4 or 5. Additionally, since August 8, 2006, the rift is only available to characters which have ascended. Also additionally, since January 24, 2007, the rift is only available to characters who have completed the first step of the Wizard of Ego quest (acquiring Fernswarthy's key).

If you attempt to adventure in this area via the "adventure again" or "last adventure" links after attaining level 6, you receive the message:

The temporal rift in the plains has closed.

Undisguised

The Effervescent Fray
The Effervescent Fray	Listen to the red leader: Cloaca-Cola fatigues Listen to the blue leader: Dyspepsi-Cola shield Don't get involved: Gain 15 Wizardliness.

Smells Like Team Spirit
Smells Like Team Spirit	Dyspepsi-Cola: Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues Cloaca-Cola: Cloaca-Cola helmet Don't get involved: Gain 15 Strongness.

What is it Good For?
What is it Good For?	Help the Dyspepsi soldier: Dyspepsi-Cola helmet Help the Cloaca soldier: Cloaca-Cola shield Don't get involved: Gain 15 Smarm.

A Turn of the Coat
A Turn of the Coat	Substat Gain: Mysticality*2 in Wizardliness (max 50)

Confusing the Issue
Confusing the Issue	Substat Gain: Moxie*2 in Smarm (max 50)

The Real Thing
The Real Thing	Substat Gain: Muscle*2 in Strongness (max 50)

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way	Note: Only occurs when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

In Cloaca-Cola Uniform

Combat Adventures

Dyspepsi-Cola General -- (edit metadata)
Dyspepsi-Cola General	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 7.5 Monster Level: 30 Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Hit Points: 40 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Dyspepsi-Cola Knight -- (edit metadata)
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 7.5 Monster Level: 30 Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Hit Points: 35 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier -- (edit metadata)
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 7.5 Monster Level: 30 Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Hit Points: 30 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Non-combat Adventures

Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Cloaca-Cola)
Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Cloaca-Cola)	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola knapsack

In Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform

Combat Adventures

Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer -- (edit metadata)
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 7.5 Monster Level: 30 Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Hit Points: 40 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier -- (edit metadata)
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 7.5 Monster Level: 30 Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Hit Points: 35 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Cloaca-Cola Soldier -- (edit metadata)
Cloaca-Cola Soldier	Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 7.5 Monster Level: 30 Moxie for No Hit*: 37 Hit Points: 30 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Non-combat Adventures

Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Dyspepsi-Cola)
Kneatly Knicking the Knapsack (Dyspepsi-Cola)	Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack

Special, Uniform-Independent Adventures

Combat Adventures

The Temporal Bandit -- (edit metadata)
The Temporal Bandit	Item Drops: Counterclockwise Watch Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: Expression error: unrecognised punctuation character "?" Monster Level: ? Moxie for No Hit*: ? Hit Points: 20-54 Elemental Resistance: unconfirmed; change to none if confirmed as none. Elemental Weakness: ? Physical Resistance: none Note: An ultra rare adventure. Note: Occurs both in uniform and undisguised.

Non-combat Adventures

Prior to Always
Prior to Always	Item Drops: Six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola Note: A semi-rare adventure. Note: Occurs both in uniform and undisguised.

Capital!
Capital!	Item Drops: bottlecap turtle Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect. Note: Does not cost an adventure. Note: Occurs in either uniform.

References

• This area refers to the so-called "Cola Wars" of the 1980s, in which the degree of competitive advertising between rivals Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola reached previously unheard-of heights.