The Burrowing Bishop
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 You're fighting The Burrowing BishopAncient astronomers claimed that a famous Bishop of Loathing was known for spinning his mitre like a drill, and using it to search for sacred relics underground. Unsurprisingly, they never said what his name supposedly was.
Hit Message(s):
He swiftly burrows into the... er, sky, and then pops up behind you and sucker-punches you in the <throat>. Oof! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Eek! Ow!
He spins his mitre and charges at you furiously, drilling you in the <throat>! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He drills you a new orifice. It's kind of neat, but you really don't have much use for it. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)
Miss Message(s):
He attempts to burrow away from you, but you catch him with your maker-hooks and keep him on the surface.
He spins his mitre and charges at you, but you leap out of the way like a nervous altar boy.
Fumble Message:
He tries to burrow toward you, but makes a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
  line | You acquire an item: line (32.4% chance)* |
| line | You acquire an item: line (28.5% chance)* |
  star | You acquire an item: star (30.6% chance)* |
Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
References
- The first miss message is a reference to riding sandworms in the novel Dune by Frank Herbert.
- The second miss message refers to a series of incidents in which members of the clergy sexually abused children: best known as the Roman Catholic sex abuse cases.
- The "wrong turn at Albuquerque" message refers to a series of Bugs Bunny short cartoons that start with Bugs burrowing into some exotic locale, then surfacing and realizing he'd made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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