The Black Forest

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The Black Forest
Location	Distant Woods
Unlocks	upon receiving Level 11 Quest
Min Stat	104
Combat %	100%
ML	123 - 133
Special adventures
Clover	What the Cluck?
Bad Moon	A Potentially Offensive Reference Has Been Carefully Avoided Here
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The Black Forest is located in The Distant Woods. It's called the Black Forest because it's black and a forest. You gain access to it during the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin.

If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

Your yellow streak combined with the blackness of the forest triggers both your fear of getting your ass beaten and your fear of bees. You should come back when you're better equipped to handle this.

(You must have at least 104 <stat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

black adder -- (edit metadata)
black adder	Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin Quest Items: sunken eyes Meat Drop: 80-120 Substat Gain: 32.25 Monster Level: 129 Moxie for No Hit*: 136 Hit Points: 124 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none Note: Successful attack may give 5 turns of Really Quite Poisoned.

Black Knight -- (edit metadata)
Black Knight	Item Drops: black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword Meat Drop: 73-105 Substat Gain: 30.75 Monster Level: 123 Moxie for No Hit*: 130 Hit Points: 135 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

black panther -- (edit metadata)
black panther	Item Drops: Black No. 2 Quest Items: broken wings Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 33.25 Monster Level: 133 Moxie for No Hit*: 140 Hit Points: 128 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

black widow -- (edit metadata)
black widow	Item Drops: black pension check, black picnic basket Meat Drop: 40-60 Substat Gain: 32.25 Monster Level: 129 Moxie for No Hit*: 136 Hit Points: 120 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none Note: Successful attack may give 10 turns of Really Quite Poisoned.

blackberry bush -- (edit metadata)
blackberry bush	Item Drops: blackberry, blackberry, blackberry Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 31.5 Monster Level: 126 Moxie for No Hit*: 133 Hit Points: 136 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none Note: Attacks with melee weapons will cause the blackberry bush to deal damage from its thorns.

Non-combat Adventures

A Man in Black
A Man in Black	Item Drops: black market map Note: A one-time adventure.

The Blackberry Cobbler
The Blackberry Cobbler	Make some slippers: blackberry slippers Make some moccasins: blackberry moccasins Make some combat boots: blackberry combat boots Make like a tree and leave: Nothing. (Does not consume an adventure.) Note: Occurs immediately after you obtain at least 10 blackberries. Note: Each pair of shoes costs 10 blackberries.

An Olith, Mon
An Olith, Mon	Item Drops: black kettle drum

What the Cluck?
What the Cluck?	Item Drops: black picnic basket Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

A Potentially Offensive Reference Has Been Carefully Avoided Here
A Potentially Offensive Reference Has Been Carefully Avoided Here	Note: Gives 10 turns of Tar-Struck. Note: Bad Moon only.

References

• The Black Forest, with all its references to African-American culture, is likely itself a reference to infamous forum trolls Team Shortbus who, in a racial trolling attempt, would often troll the forums and more often in-game chat extensively using the phrase, "If there's a Whitey's Grove why isn't there a Blackie's Grove?" or some variation thereof, also implying that Jick was racist.
• Alternately, it was apparently tossed around as idea after the creation of Whitey's Grove, and was mentioned (along with the Black Panther and Black Knight) on a long-ago Jick and Skully radio show.
• The Black Forest is a wooded mountain range in Baden-Württemberg, southwestern Germany.