The Beast with n Ears
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The stairway leading to the next room is blocked by a giant floating mass of ears. This must be the dreaded Beast with n Ears you've heard so much about.
 You're fighting The Beast with n EarsThis is a gigantic floating mass of ears.
"Hmmmm," you think to yourself as it floats toward you. "What would Mr. Blonde do?"
Hit Message(s):
The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the <shoulder>. Ugh. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
The Beast forms a tight seal around your <neck> with one of its ears, and squeezes, giving you a painful hickey. Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!
Critical Hit Message:
You've heard of being boxed in the ear, right? Well, what happens to you next is like that, only backwards. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that, thankfully, misses you completely.
The Beast tries to poke you with one of its ear hairs, but you deftly dodge. Then you think about how cool the phrase "deftly dodge" is, and consider changing your name to Deftly Dodge.
Fumble Message:
The beast floats toward you, but somewhere outside a car backfires and the beast cringes instead of injuring you.
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
- n appears to be equal to lvl1.4 + 2 (e.g, at basement level 4, you'll be fighting the Beast with 8 Ears and at level 29 the Beast with 113 Ears)
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