The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

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The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Location	Desert Beach
	Dehydrated	Ultrahydrated
Unlocks	With Your father's MacGuffin diary	With Ultrahydrated
Min Stat	?	?
Combat %	0	100
ML	- - -	134 - 142
Special adventures
Clover	none	none
Semi-rare	none	none
Bad Moon	Say Cheese!	Sweatin' Like a Vet'ran
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The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert is located in the Desert Beach. It is unlocked after obtaining (and reading) Your father's MacGuffin diary (see the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin).

(You must have at least ? <stat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

cactuary -- (edit metadata)
cactuary	Item Drops: bit-o-cactus, cactus fruit, giant cactus quill, handful of sand Meat Drop: 80-120 Substat Gain: 34.25 Monster Level: 137 Moxie for No Hit*: 144 Hit Points: 139 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

giant giant giant centipede -- (edit metadata)
giant giant giant centipede	Item Drops: centipede eggs, handful of sand, handful of sand Meat Drop: 120-180 Substat Gain: 35.5 Monster Level: 142 Moxie for No Hit*: 149 Hit Points: 142 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

plaque of locusts -- (edit metadata)
plaque of locusts	Item Drops: bronzed locust, handful of sand, honey-dipped locust Meat Drop: 20-30 Substat Gain: 33.5 Monster Level: 134 Moxie for No Hit*: 141 Hit Points: 140 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

rock scorpion -- (edit metadata)
rock scorpion	Item Drops: handful of sand, handful of sand, scorpion whip Meat Drop: 165-237 Substat Gain: 35 Monster Level: 140 Moxie for No Hit*: 147 Hit Points: 145 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

swarm of fire ants -- (edit metadata)
swarm of fire ants	Item Drops: ant agonist, ant hoe, ant pick, ant pitchfork, ant rake, ant sickle, handful of sand Meat Drop: 40-60 Substat Gain: 35.5 Monster Level: 142 Moxie for No Hit*: 149 Hit Points: 135 Elemental Resistance: hot Elemental Weakness: stench and sleaze Physical Resistance: none

Non-combat Adventures (Ultrahydrated)

A Sietch in Time
A Sietch in Time	Note: Unlocks All Across the Sands in An Oasis. Note: A one-time adventure.

No Colors Anymore
No Colors Anymore	Note: With a can of black paint, unlocks Walk Without Rhythm. Note: A one-time adventure.

Still No Colors Anymore
Still No Colors Anymore	Note: Only occurs with a can of black paint in your inventory. Note: Unlocks Walk Without Rhythm. Note: A one-time adventure.

Walk Without Rhythm
Walk Without Rhythm	Note: With a drum machine, unlocks Blowin' in the Wind (page 1). Note: A one-time adventure.

Walk Without Rhythm 2
Walk Without Rhythm 2	Note: Only occurs with a drum machine in your inventory. Note: Unlocks Blowin' in the Wind (page 1) in An Oasis. Note: A one-time adventure.

The Sleeper Has Awakened
The Sleeper Has Awakened	Item Drops: worm-riding hooks Note: A one-time adventure.

Sweatin' Like a Vet'ran
Sweatin' Like a Vet'ran	Note: Gives 10 turns of Shirtless in Seattle. Note: Bad Moon only.

Non-combat Adventures (Not Ultrahydrated)

The Far Side of Sanity
The Far Side of Sanity	Note: Gives 5 turns of Tenuous Grip on Reality

Oh No, Not Raid!
Oh No, Not Raid!	Note: Lose 25%-50% HP

Still Suits Run Deep
Still Suits Run Deep	Note: Lose 10%-20% HP Note: Gives 5 turns of Majorly Poisoned

What Were You Expecting?
What Were You Expecting?	Note: Gives 5 turns of Sunburned

Sandstorm, Take Me Away from the Norm
Sandstorm, Take Me Away from the Norm	Note: Gives 5 turns of Turned Into a Skeleton

Doors of Perception
Doors of Perception	Note: Gives 5 turns of Barking Dogs

A Wrong Turn at Albuquerque
A Wrong Turn at Albuquerque	Note: Gives 5 turns of Prestidigysfunction

Say Cheese!
Say Cheese!	Item Drops: anticheese Note: Lose 50 HP Note: Bad Moon only.

Let's Make a Deal!
Let's Make a Deal!	Buy the carburetor: Gain broken carburetor, lose 5,000 Meat Haggle for a better price: Unlock An Oasis Note: May occur even if you have less than 5,000 Meat.

He Got His Just Desserts
He Got His Just Desserts	Item Drops: reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, bullet-proof corduroys Note: Must not have any item of the War Hippy Fatigues or Frat Warrior Fatigues for this adventure to occur.

How Dry I Am
How Dry I Am	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

References

• "Arid, Extra-Dry" is a reference to Arrid Extra Dry antiperspirant.
• Most of the adventures here are a reference to Frank Herbert's Dune.