Terrifying robot

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Terrifying robot
Monster ID 836
Locations Seaside Megalopolis after boarding the interstellar cruise ship
Hit Points 170
Attack 170
Defense 153
No-Hit 180
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, tread, wheel
physiostim pill,neurostim pill
Manuel Entry
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terrifying robot You're fighting a terrifying robot

This robot is half android, half tank. It seems to be designed to shovel things into a gaping maw in its chest, and then crush whatever it's consumed into compact cubes. Then it uses the cubes to build things with. Evil, I tell you! Stay away from its evil grasping talons!

Hit Message(s):

It rolls over your foot, and looks comically embarrassed. Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ow!

It pulls your face close to its ocular sensors and shocks you in the forehead. Ow! Eek! Oof!

It spins around and smacks you with one of its metal claws, and winces apologetically. Oof! Ugh! Eek!

It picks up a fire extinguisher and shoots it at you, knocking you back against the ship's hull. Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It scoops you up in its compactor and compacts you. It looks pretty embarrassed about it, but that's cold comfort. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It does a little soft-shoe. Er, soft-tread.

It does a little dance, holding a hubcap like an old-timey boater hat.

It tries to hold hands with you, but lacks the requisite number of fingers.

It picks up a fire extinguisher, but turns the nozzle the wrong way and hoses itself down.

Fumble Message:

It stops to replace one of its broken treads with parts cannibalized from some of its other robot victims. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Stimpill.gifYou acquire an item: physiostim pill (? chance)*
Stimpill2.gifYou acquire an item: neurostim pill (? chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.


  • This monster's image, description and attack messages suggest that it is WALL-E, from the Pixar film of the same name.