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{{Acquire}}
<includeonly><table style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tr><td>{{#if:{{{item|}}}|{{click|image={{Data1|{{{item}}}|image|nopic2.gif}}|link={{{item|}}}}}|[[image:confused.gif|Something]]}}</td><td style="vertical-align: middle;">{{#switch:{{{beats|0}}}|

0=You {{#if:{{{item|}}}|{{{type|acquire}}} {{plural:{{{num|1}}}|an item: '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''|'''{{#switch:{{{num}}}| 11=[[eleven|11]]| 23=[[twenty-three|23]]| 37=[[thirty-seven|37]]|{{formatnum:{{{num}}}}}}} {{plural|{{{item}}}}}'''}}|{{{type|acquire}}}... something.}} {{#if:{{{chance|}}}|'''({{{chance}}} chance)[[Statistics Notes|*]]'''}}{{#switch:{{{num}}}| 11=<br />(That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)| 23=<span style="color:white;">FNORD</span>| 37=<br />(In a row?!)}}{{#ifexist:Data:{{{item}}}||<span style="display:none">[[Data:{{{item}}}]]</span>}}| 1={{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}| 1={{haiku|Cranes frozen in flight|time seems to stand still for you|As you spy a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.}}| 2={{haiku|By the harvest moon|you can spy a gleaming '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|You hork it and jet.}}| 3={{haiku|Hey, look, it's a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''!|Just like grandma used to make.|Gaffle it right now.}}}}| 2={{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}| 1={{haiku|By a lotus plant|You see a nifty '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|You grab it and go.}}| 2={{haiku|Wind through the bamboo|whispers, "here, have a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''."|You do not argue.}}| 3={{haiku|Hey, want a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''?|Feel the greed within you rise|come to the dark side.}}}}| 3={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}| 1={{haiku|Loot falls like spring rain,|keen eyes spy a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|''Yoink!'' Now it is yours.}}| 2={{haiku|Can't get what you want,|unless it's an '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|Serendipity!}}}}| 4={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}| 1={{haiku|A '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''|is now yours for the taking.|As such, you take it.}}| 2={{haiku|You find an item.|A '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]''', in fact.|A looter is you!}}}}| 5={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}| 1={{haiku|'''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''|was once your foe's, is now yours.|Beaters-up, keepers.}}| 2={{haiku|Near you on the ground|is a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data1|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|You hork it and jet.}}}}|

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1={{haiku|Hey, look: it's a thing!|Just like you've always wanted!|Snag it while you can.}}| 2={{haiku|You find an item,|and trust me when I tell you:|it's quite a nice one!}}}}}}</td></tr></table></includeonly><noinclude> {{prot_high-use}} {{Code2}}

==Syntax==

  • Singular: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=seal tooth}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=seal tooth}}

  • Plural: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=seal tooth|num=1000}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=seal tooth|num=1000}}

  • Percent chance: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=lemon|chance=20%}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=lemon|chance=20%}}

  • [[Eleven]]: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=11}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=11}}

  • [[Twenty-three]]: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=23}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=23}}

  • [[Thirty-seven]]: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=37}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=37}}

  • Unknown item: <nowiki>{{acquire}}</nowiki>

{{acquire}}

  • Plural not yet known: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=Tome of Transcendent Olfaction|num=2}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=Tome of Transcendent Olfaction|num=2}}

  • Plural not possible to get: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=Alarming strawberry juice|num=2}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=Alarming strawberry juice|num=2}}

  • Metadata not defined, singular: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item}}

  • Metadata not defined, plural: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|num=2}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|num=2}}

  • Random drop haiku for 2 syllable item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|beats=2}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=meat paste|beats=2}}

  • Random drop haiku for unrecognized number of syllables item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=Tome of Transcendent Olfaction|beats=8}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=Tome of Transcendent Olfaction|beats=8}}

  • Random drop haiku for 3 syllable unknown item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new item|beats=3}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=new item|beats=3}}

  • Random drop haiku for unrecognized number of syllables unknown item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|beats=7}}</nowiki>

{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|beats=7}}

[[Category:Standardization Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Syntax

  • Singular: {{acquire|item=seal tooth}}
Tooth.gifImage:tooth.gifseal toothYou acquire an item: seal tooth
  • Plural: {{acquire|item=seal tooth|num=1000}}
Tooth.gifImage:tooth.gifseal toothYou acquire 1,000 seal teeth
  • Percent chance: {{acquire|item=lemon|chance=20%}}
Lemon.gifImage:lemon.giflemonYou acquire an item: lemon (20% chance)*
  • Eleven: {{acquire|item=meat paste|num=11}}
Wad.gifImage:wad.gifmeat pasteYou acquire 11 meat pastes
(That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)
Wad.gifImage:wad.gifmeat pasteYou acquire 23 meat pastes FNORD
Wad.gifImage:wad.gifmeat pasteYou acquire 37 meat pastes
(In a row?!)
  • Unknown item: {{acquire}}
SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]
  • Plural not yet known: {{acquire|item=Tome of Transcendent Olfaction|num=2}}
Book4.gifImage:Book4.gifTome of Transcendent OlfactionYou acquire 2 Tome of Transcendent Olfaction(s)
  • Plural not possible to get: {{acquire|item=Alarming strawberry juice|num=2}}
Bottle.gifImage:bottle.gifAlarming strawberry juiceYou acquire 2 Alarming strawberry juice(s)
  • Metadata not defined, singular: {{acquire|item=new unrecognized item}}
Image:nopic2.gif(?)Image:nopic2.gifnew unrecognized itemYou acquire an item: new unrecognized item Data:new unrecognized item
  • Metadata not defined, plural: {{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|num=2}}
Image:nopic2.gif(?)Image:nopic2.gifnew unrecognized itemYou acquire 2 new unrecognized item(s) Data:new unrecognized item
  • Random drop haiku for 2 syllable item: {{acquire|item=meat paste|beats=2}}
Wad.gifImage:wad.gifmeat paste
By a lotus plant
You see a nifty meat paste.
You grab it and go.
  • Random drop haiku for unrecognized number of syllables item: {{acquire|item=Tome of Transcendent Olfaction|beats=8}}
Book4.gifImage:Book4.gifTome of Transcendent Olfaction
Hey, look: it's a thing!
Just like you've always wanted!
Snag it while you can.
  • Random drop haiku for 3 syllable unknown item: {{acquire|item=new item|beats=3}}
Image:nopic2.gif(?)Image:nopic2.gifnew item
Loot falls like spring rain,
keen eyes spy a new item.
Yoink! Now it is yours.
  • Random drop haiku for unrecognized number of syllables unknown item: {{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|beats=7}}
Image:nopic2.gif(?)Image:nopic2.gifnew unrecognized item
You find an item,
and trust me when I tell you:
it's quite a nice one!
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