2008: The image map for the main area of Hobopolis has been tweaked a bit to minimize unintentional adventuring.
2007: In order to facilitate the rollout of NS-13 tonight, we will be having a long rollover. We're not entirely sure how long it will take, but it will take as long as it needs to, and not a second more. I guarantee it.
2007: NS13 was implemented.
2007: Oh man, it's NS13! The Sorceress, having used her weather magic to infiltrate the Grim Grimacite Site, has found an artifact that has increased her power by approximately two levels! In unrelated news, the Council of Loathing now has some more crap they want you to take care of.
2006: Mall store purchase log entries generated past the time of this announcement should now be more accurate.