News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

THEY'RE BACK!!!

Have you taken a look recently at the Grimacite Site? No? It would be very wise for you to do so, as the Don does not like to be kept waiting...that's right. The penguins are back.

Today's Featured Article:

2005: The mysterious disappearing messages problem has been eliminated. Send gifts without fear!

2004: Better one day late than never, the Crimbo Elf is available in Mr. Store.

Also, to correct a gap in the distribution of the Scrumptious Reagent potions, the papotion of papower can now be made by Saucerors. Thanks, ShadowsLight!

2003: Anybody who was carrying a Metallic A will now find a replacement item in their inventory. Oh, and the Beanstalk went active last night, for anybody who didn't notice already.

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