Teetotaler

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This is one of the paths available to you upon ascension. In this path you may not drink any booze, nor gain drunkenness through most other means. You may still eat food and drink non-alcoholic drinks.

When defeating The Naughty Sorceress under this path, you will receive the equipment and consumables (marked in green) below. In your next ascension, when you open your letter from King Ralph XI, in addition to your pork elf goodies sack and disassembled clover or big rock, you will receive the tattoos below.

Normal Rewards

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A fancy Paté An upgraded Normal numerical tattoo

Hardcore Rewards

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A piece of Stainless Steel equipment of your class Three fancy Patés An upgraded Hardcore numerical tattoo A path tattoo A shiny tattoo of your class


Notes

  • Like all paths, you can choose to abandon the Teetotaler path at any time, but you will not gain any of the special Teetotaler rewards. If you abandon Hardcore but retain the Teetotaler path without abandoning it later, you will receive only the rewards you would get for a Normal Teetotaler ascension.
  • If you try to drink booze as a Teetotaler, you get the following error:
"You may not drink booze while you are on the Teetotaler path."
"You cannot adventure in the Tavern while you're on the Path you're on."

References

  • "Teetotaler" is a term from the temperance (sobriety) movement of the 1800s. Teetotalers abstained from drinking alcohol.
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