Tang Lung, the Ninja Snowman

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Tang Lung, the Ninja Snowman

Ah, most honorable stranger, I welcome you to the dojo of the Ninja Snowmen. If there is anything that you seek, you have but to ask and we will get it for you. For we are ninja: we strike and are not seen; we are the mist, the legends, the invisible assassins.

Really Big Tiny House? Yes, we have perfected the art of the very large miniature, and we have several on hand. However, we can not give one to you without asking something in return.

For the advancement of our martial art, we require a single red paperclip. We have a saying in our dojo:

Autumn leaves rustle
A single red paperclip
Sublime perfection.

If you find the paperclip, the Really Big Tiny House is yours.

After obtaining the red paperclip:

Ah, this is indeed the red paperclip that we have sought. Contemplating its perfection, alongside of this red stapler we found, shall surely lead us to a more perfect understanding of the martial arts. Here is the Really Big Tiny House -- take it and do with it what you will.

No, seriously, we don't want to know what you're going to do with it.

really big tiny house

You acquire an item: really big tiny house

Occurs at the Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.

Notes

• Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

References

• Tang Lung is Bruce Lee's character from Way of the Dragon.
• A red stapler is featured in the movie Office Space, as an object of obsession of one of the characters.
• The entire Going Postal quest is a reference to Kyle MacDonald, a Canadian blogger who, starting in 2005 with a red paperclip, made trade after trade until he ended up with a house in Kipling, Saskatchewan. Documentation of his trades can be found at his website, one red paperclip.