Talk:Vodka stratocaster

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You drink the vodka telecaster. Stratocaster. You can't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but you do know it had a heart of onion and a kick like an ornery mule. Adventures You gain 17 Adventures. You gain 27 Beefiness. You gain 20 Smarm. You gain 4 Drunkenness.

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I took out the "Eye of the Tiger" ref because I looked up the lyrics for that song, and neither of the words "heart" or "kick" appeared anywhere in it. Also re-ordered the remaining refs, and expanded/rephrased some of them. -- Old Ned 02:32, 17 June 2006 (CDT)