Talk:Valentine

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As of just now, I'm getting Valentine drops in the Haunted Pantry. Anyone know if this is just the pantry? (It seems more likely to be all 3 newbie areas, but I don't have more adventures to check.) Poingpoingsplat 15:07, 14 February 2007 (CST) Amendment: It seems to specifically be the asparagus. Three Valentine drops in a row were from the asparagus, anyway. That's not a statistical certainty yet, but it's certainly a trend. Poingpoingsplat 15:10, 14 February 2007 (CST)

Just got this message from Mr. Skullhead: Just adventure in the back alley, the knob, or the haunted pantry -- there's a monster in each of them that drops valentines 100% of the time.--Sevault 16:38, 14 February 2007 (CST)

Got one from Big Creepy Spider in Sleazy back alley. Also, these are the locations that the pretentious artist sends you to. Any relation maybe?--MoreCurious 08:41, 15 February 2007 (CST)

Are we sure valentines have been moved from the market to the gift shop? --JRSiebz 02:32, 20 Sep 2005 (Central Daylight Time)

• I don't believe it ever moved from the market, no. Besides, it would break the continuuity of the giftshop if added there. --Aardvark 02:34, 20 Sep 2005 (Central Daylight Time)

• Thats what I thought, but I saw it was wrong and noticed that it was changed to that. We'll find out on Sept. 29 for sure. --JRSiebz 02:51, 20 Sep 2005 (Central Daylight Time)

• It is in the giftshop... --Shagie 23:55, 28 Sep 2005 (MDT)

There always seems to be confusion for new players, they try to send the valentine's card like you would kmail any other item and don't get to choose a poem. Maybe we should add either more detailed instructions or a screenshot of the drop down box on the kmail message screen? --NewZorkBat 08:26, 3 January 2006 (Central Standard Time)

Name	Picture	Poem
1335 Haxx0r		r0535 R R3d 5ug4r i5 5w337 If U'd b3 m1n3 I'd f33l pr377y 1337.
Goth Giant		Hearts red as blood, Black rain in my soul, Dispell my miasma, And come make me whole.
Filthy Hippy		Man, you're, like, far out, Your virtues are plenty, When we're, like, together, It's always 4:20.
Orcish Fratboy		You're such a hot hottie, With junk in the trunk, To do you I wouldn't Even have to be drunk.
Smarmy Pirate		I be smitten with ye, And all yer sweet charrrms, Don't ye be coy, lovely, Come to me arrrms.
Knott Yeti		Groooarrr err mrrrr Snrl eeerrr grr grralll Frrr mrrr snkrl raarrr Frr hirr farr snrk fmalll.
G Imp		You're smart as a whip, Like a razor, you're keen, When they say that love hurts, We know just what they mean.
Mob Penguin		You're sweet as spaghetti, You're really a prize. To not be my Valentine Would be... unwise.
Sk8 Gnome		We should be tog8ther, It's gnever too l8, Please be my V8legntine, That would be gr8!
Knob Goblin Harem Girl		O light of the sun, O face of the moon, We're meant for each other, Like a spork and a foon.
Spam Witch		Nigerian riches, A much bigger sword, Being my Valentine Has its rewards!
Elf Farm Girl		Is it I? It is I! I, Mary, tramp martyr am I ! Egad! No bondage! I, Mary, tramp martyr am I! Is it I? It is I!
Quiet Healer		... ... ... ...
Gnollish Crossdresser		A bushel of kisses, And love double-rationed, I give you my lips And my great taste in fashion.
The Hermit		You're something quite special, It's easy to see. If I were the Hermit, You'd be worthless to me.
Gravy Boat		Baby oh baby oh baby oh baby, You're cuter than flowers And sweeter than gravy.

I don't know how to put in images, but this is the NS one.

Come be with me, honey, We'll be happy thereafter, With the crushing of fools And maniacal laughter. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Antoids (talk • contribs) on 19:18, 19 February 2008

• The poems are over at Valentine Poems. You'll find all of them, along with the NS poem there. Also, what are all these poems doing here?--CheezyBob 21:31, 19 February 2008 (CST)

Trophy?

They're discardable now. Is there a trophy for doing so or is it just a bug? --Akatosh 04:34, 2 August 2007 (CDT)