Talk:The Haunted Kitchen

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Monsters encountered:

a zombie chef

a paper towelgeist

a demonic icebox

a skullery maid

a possessed silverware drawer

--Asturia 00:47, 20 September 2006 (CDT)

Items found here:

- bottle of popskull (from skullery maid)
This is a bottle of very, very low-grade booze. Apparently the skullery maids needed a little help escaping from the tedium of their jobs, and the proper function of their livers.
I wonder what you'd get if you combined popskull with rotgut. Probably some kind of really nasty snake.
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
Gave me 3 adventures, -2 health points and 2 drunkenness

- leftovers of indeterminate origin (from demonic icebox)
This is a plastic container of leftovers so old that you're afraid to even open it to see what's in it. You find yourself considering the value of the container, trying to determine if it'd be acceptable to just throw it away instead of washing it.
Type: combat item
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

- ancient frozen dinner (from demonic icebox)
This is a frozen dinner so old that it's mostly just a foil tray full of freezerburn. You briefly consider adopting "Freezerburn" as your superhero name, but decide against it.
Type: food
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

- chef's hat (I have spent hundreds of adventures here and never once got this hat.) -Hedonia

- fricasseed brains (from zombie chef)
This is a pan full of delicious brains, chopped up and mixed with a savory white sauce by a zombie chef. You're trying very hard not to speculate on the origins of the sauce.
(Cooking ingredient)
Type: food
Selling Price: 20 Meat.

- stale baguette (from zombie chef)
This is like a stale bag, only smaller. No, not really. It's a long, thin, and very old loaf of bread. Have you ever noticed how whenever anybody on television or in a movie is about to get mugged, they're always carrying a bag of groceries with one of these sticking out of it? I wonder if there's anything to that.
Type: food
Selling Price: 25 Meat.

- cardboard katana (from paper towelgeist)
This is a katana made of cardboard. Well, it's actually just the cardboard tube from inside a giant roll of paper towels, but you're pretending it's a katana. It'll be useful for when you're wrapping a t-shirt around your head and pretending you're a ninja.
Type: weapon (1-handed sword)
Power: 30
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
Enchantment: Melee Damage +2

- corn holder (from possessed silverware drawer)
This is one of those little handle things you use to eat corn on the cob. Since you've only got one of them, though, you'll probably be limited to half-ears of corn. Or maybe you could hold the corn straight up, instead of horizontally. But then you'd get butter all over your hand. Yeah, this sucks.
Type: weapon (1-handed utensil)
Power: 20
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Enchantment: Spell Damage +1

Slarty de 02:07, 20 September 2006 (CDT)

- eggbeater (from possessed silverware drawer)
You know what they say: You can beat your friends, and you can beat your eggs, but you can't beat your friends' eggs. Actually, I guess they don't say that. And it's a good thing, 'cause if they did, it wouldn't be true. Now that you've got this, there's no egg you can't beat.
Type: weapon (1-handed utensil)
Power: 25
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Enchantment: Spell Damage +2

- diashrag (from skullery maid)
This is a rolled-up dishrag, soaked with hundred-year-old dishwater. You almost feel guilty about hitting anything with it. Almost.
Type: weapon (1-handed whip)
Power: 20
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Enchantment: Stench Damage +3

--Veistran 02:48, 20 September 2006 (CDT)

- brains casserole (clover adventure)

This is a piping-hot casserole made with delicious brains. Both in the sense of having required cognitive effort to figure out the recipe, and being composed of actual brains. Type: food
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

--cor nocae 02:15, 20 September 2006 (CDT)

Clover Adventure

Adventure Results: Nicebox

In the Haunted Kitchen, you find one of those weird refrigerators with the demonic scribblings on the outside of it. Unlike the others, though, this one doesn't seem to be actively trying to kill you. You cautiously approach it, and see that it seems to have come unplugged. Lucky you! Must've been recent, too, because the fridge's contents are still cold!

Your ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke.

You acquire an item: brains casserole 

You acquire an item: leftovers of indeterminate origin 

You acquire an item: ancient frozen dinner 

--Practitioner of Saucy Arts 02:27, 20 September 2006 (CDT)

The Leftovers do around 5 stench damage, I think. -Madalin

If your too weak to get in you get

As you reach for the door to the Haunted Kitchen, you hear a ghostly moaning
coming from the other side. You once saw a bumper sticker that said "If the 
kitchen's a moanin', don't be a-goin' in," and you decide that you should maybe
heed that advice until you get a little tougher.
.
(You must have at least 5 Mysticality to adventure here.)

--LoA 15:31, 21 September 2006 (CDT)