Talk:Pulverize
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- 42 sets of furry pants smashed, 8 sleaze wads and 4 twinkly wads, but no gems.
- from a brief go at smashing stuff, each thing you smash seems to smash into the same set of things. perhaps a list by result is called for. --Evilkolbot 12:09, 14 June 2006 (CDT)
Needs information - is it possible to pulverize items with merely skill and hammer? Or do you need to be a Clubber? If nobody else puts that up, I'll do it myself once I get the skill, but that's a ways away. --Sel Ibrix 18:12, 14 June 2006 (CDT)
- We can't list everything...because it seems there's kind of no point to me. There's just too many things to pulverize. MAYBE write down some "equipment of interest"... like Tiny Plastics, NPC bought items, plexis, stainless steels... etc? Most to all non-elemental equipment that's not bought in an NPC store would yield a twinkly something. Maybe some equipment that yields wads and nuggets? Perhaps writing down some equipment that is the most efficent... such as Dungeoneer's dungarees or titanium assault umbrella? Those are what i smashed. i dunno the whole protocol of the wiki so ill let the major updating to someone else (..other people, but sure, someone else too).--Deranged Cat 23:36, 14 June 2006 (CDT)
- in response to Sel.. yes. you need the skill, and the inventory read out becomes "Smith/Pulverize", in which when you click that, it leads to a screen that has the smithing screen in addition to a new "pulverize" drop down menu. --Deranged Cat 23:36, 14 June 2006 (CDT)
- These are the basic rules of Pulverize as I've come to gather:
1. You can Pulverize anything that you can equip.
2. Items have a % chance to smash into X powders, X nuggets, or X wads. The actual % vary, but there seem to be patterns involved.
2a. The quality of the stuff that items smash into seem to be related to some sort of intrinsic item level. That is, items that are rare, or drop in areas with high level monsters tend to smash into nuggets and wads, whereas items that drop in low level zones smash into powders.
3. Each item has certain elements which the powders/nuggets/wads can result in.
4. The elements which the items can Pulverize into depend upon their actual stats and elemental affinities (elemental damage/resist). It's possible that some items derive their elements from their "real life" references, not just their actual stats. For example, infernal insoles will (sometimes) Pulverize into stinky powders, even though they have hot resistance.
4a. There are certain items which smash into various elements that I have no explanation for. For example, the titanium assault umbrella will smash into 3 nuggets of either twinkly, hot, cold, spooky or stench variety.
Example: I tested different items, and did the most extensive research on lihc faces. I smashed 31 lihc faces one at a time, which yielded either 4 powder per lihc face, or 1 nugget every time. I ended up with exactly 15 nuggets and 64 powders. I then smashed 82 lich faces all at once, which yielded 144 powders and 46 nuggets. Numberwise, I conclude that lich faces have a 50% of smashing into 4 powders or 1 nugget. Elementwise, the powders or nuggets have equal chances of being twinkly, hot, or stinky.--Robitusinz 11:31, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
- self editted my previous post--Robitusinz 12:40, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
- Considering the various manners in which items pulverize, I think that instead of focusing on tables and graphs, each item should have a "formula" detailing what it pulverizes into in its own page.
Example:
titanium assault umbrella
Elements: twinkly, hot, cold, spooky, stench
Can break down into:
3 nuggets (100%)
lihc face
Elements: twinkly, hot, stench
Can break down into:
4 powders (50%)
1 nugget (50%)
--Robitusinz 16:41, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
- There should be a list of "best breakdown items" somewhere. glowing red eyes are an excellent source of hot and stench nuggets/wads, titanium assault umbrellas are good for everything but sleaze, frozen nunchaku are probably the best, if not the only cost-effective source of cold nuggets, and infernal insoles are the only source of sleaze powder I've found so far.--Robitusinz 16:41, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
Do we want to create categories for pulverized items? For example, on the acid squirting flower page, a Category:Pulverizes to Twinkly or something similar. --LucySpace 18:20, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
I created a Hardcore Pulverizing page that sort of satisfies the request for a "best breakdown items" list. While researching that, I have found that the drywall axe and all of the giant discarded items will sometimes give wads, and I just updated the table here with 10 of each. And by "researching", I mean "found out when I went smashing binge because I was completely out of turns but only need two more for the shadow and the NS." --Greg1104 16:09, 4 October 2006 (CDT)
Template Suggestion
- I think that a Template:Pulverize should be created for use all all equipment pages. Should show a percentage chance of getting each powder/nugget/wad that piece of equipment is capable of generating. Then also have a summary chart on this page as suggested, ala Superhuman Cocktailcrafting. --DataVortex 09:44, 16 June 2006 (CDT)
- I like that idea. Edit: removed my old template idea, which included colors. The color-coding is a little too in-depth right now, especially with the element template adding in "damage," so a simple template is presented instead at the Sandbox once I update it. I'm not very experienced at the templates-- I just like to play around. The and/or parts are tricky because of the number of different items (just twinkly wad or twinkly wad AND hot wad, etc) produced when pulverizing. Too variable to standardize? --LucySpace 15:04, 16 June 2006 (CDT)
List of Smashing Results
This is for listing results of smashing items.
| Item | Result
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| 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | Twinkly; either 2 nuggets or 3 powder, 1 nugget
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| 7 foot dwarven mattock | 1 twinkly nugget
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| acid squirting flower | 2 twinkly powder
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| amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 twinkle powder, 1 twinkle nugget
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| antique helmet | 3 wads, either twinkly, stench, hot, or spooky
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| arrow'd heart balloon | useless powder
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| arrrgyle socks | 3 twinkle powder
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| asparagus knife | 1 twinkle powder
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| asshat | cold powder
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| badass belt | 2 twinkle nuggets
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| balaclava | twinkly powder and hot powder
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| barskin hat | 1 twinkle powder
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| bat blade | 2 twinkle nuggets
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| bejeweled accordion strap | twinkly powder
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| big red clown nose | 2 twinkle powder
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| bling-bling | 2 piles of twinkly powder
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| bloody clown pants | 2 spooky powder
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| boris ring | 4 twinkle powder
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| box | 1 twinkle powder
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| bugbear beanie | 1 useless powder
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| can of maces | 1 twinkle powder, 1 cold powder
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| chef's hat | 1 twinkle powder
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| chrome helmet turtle | 3 clusters of twinkly nuggets
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| chrome sword | 3 clusters of twinkly nuggets
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| Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 twinkle powder
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| clown hammer | twinkly powder
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| clown hammer | twinkly powder
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| cornuthaum | twinkly nugget
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| crowbarrr | 4 twinkle powder
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| Crown of the Goblin King | 3 twinkle powder
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| dead guy's watch | 2 twinkle powder
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| denim axe | 3 twinkle nuggets
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| diamond-studded cane | 3 twinkle powder
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| dirty hobo gloves | 1 stench powder
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| disbelief suspenders | 1 cold powder, 1 spooky powder
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| Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 twinkle powder
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| enchanted brass knuckles | 2 piles of twinkly powder
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| eXtreme mittens | 3 piles of twinkly powder, twinkly nuggets
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| eXtreme scarf | 2 clusters of twinkly nuggets
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| fake hand | twinkly powder
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| flaming crutch | twinkly powder, 2 piles of hot powder
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| furry pants | twinkly nuggets, 3 clusters of sleaze nuggets
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| giant needle | 4 clusters of twinkly nuggets
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| glowing red eye | 1 twinkly wad
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| gnauga hide buckler | 4 piles of twinkly powder
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| heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 3 clusters of twinkly nuggets
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| los chinos | 2 piles of twinkly powder
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| moxie magnet | useless powder
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| ninja hot pants | 2 piles of twinkly powder, hot powder
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| penguin skin buckler | twinkly nuggets
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| portable corkscrew | twinkly powder
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| ring of aggravate monster | twinkly nuggets
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| ring of fire resistance | twinkly powder, stench powder, 2 piles of sleaze powder
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| Sneaky Pete's breath spray | twinkly nuggets
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| star pants | 2 twinkly wads
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| Turtleslinger | 2 piles of twinkly powder
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| ye olde golde frontes | twinkly powder
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I stopped filling this out since I found that results will vary for items. Namely
I have gotten 3 twinkly powder, 2 twinkly and a hot powder, and 1 twinkly and 2 hot powder from the flaming crutches. --Univector llama 01:24, 15 June 2006 (CDT)
- I table-ized what you had onto the article, Univector llama. I haven't researched anything other than what was already on here, but I have a list of equipment that isn't listed on the article page. It's.... a big list. I have it in Excel in case anyone wants it in a different format. AIM: LucySpace is easiest. Rares and most special items removed from the list.. if you want to go smash an ice sickle or a Mahi fez, go for it, but it's not listed here. Not sure how to classify/separate all this information, so I'll just list it; it might be easier to look at when you view the page in "edit". --LucySpace 03:27, 16 June 2006 (CDT)
1337 7r0uZ0RZ
25-meat staff
5-Alarm Saucepan
acoustic guitarrr
alpha-mail pants
Ancient Saucehelm
Anniversary balloon
asbestos crossbow
Asbestos helmet turtle
asbestos staff
asbestos sword
Baconstone bracelet
Baconstone earring
Baconstone pendant
Baconstone ring
Balloon helmet
balloon sword
bamboo bokuto
Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip
Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle
Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat
basic meat crossbow
Basic meat fez
Basic meat foon
Basic meat helmet
basic meat kilt
basic meat pants
basic meat skirt
basic meat spork
basic meat staff
basic meat sword
Beer goggles
big stick
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
Bjorn's Hammer
Blue traffic cone
Bonerdagon necklace
Boss Bat bling
Boss Bat britches
Bowler
Box-in-the-box
Box-in-the-box-in-the-box
bugbear bungguard
Bum cheek
Cape of the Goblin King
Cerebral Cloche
Cerebral Culottes
chain-mail monokini
Charrrm bracelet
chrome crossbow
chrome staff
Cloaca-Cola helmet
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
Clockwork detective skull
Clockwork hat
clockwork pants
Clockwork trench coat
Clown shoes
Coconut bikini top
Coconut shell
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
Cold ninja mask
Continuum transfunctioner
cool whip
Detective skull
disco ball
Disco Banjo
Disco 'Fro Pick
Disco mask
Disembodied smile
Dolphin King's crown
Draggin' ball hat
dripping meat crossbow
dripping meat staff
dripping meat sword
drywall axe
duck-on-a-string
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
Easter egg balloon
Elder Turtle Shell
Enchanted eyepatch
Enchanted toothpick
eXtreme meat crossbow
eXtreme meat staff
eXtreme meat sword
EXtreme nose ring
Eyepatch
F3d0r4
Fez of etymology
filthy corduroys
Filthy hippy poncho
Filthy knitted dread sack
Floral print shirt
Foolscap fool's cap
Foon
Football helmet
Frilly shirt
frilly skirt
furry kilt
furry skirt
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire
giant discarded plastic fork
Giant pinky ring
Giant stuffed bugbear
Gingham blouse
Glass Balls of the Goblin King
Gnatwing earring
gnauga hide chaps
gnauga hide kilt
gnauga hide skirt
gnauga hide whip
Gnollish autoplunger
Gnollish flyswatter
Gnollish nunchaku
Gnollish plunger
Gnoll-tooth necklace
Goat beard
Goofily-plumed helmet
Goth kid t-shirt
grass blade
Grass hat
grass skirt
Green balloon
Green traffic cone
halfberd
Hamethyst bracelet
Hamethyst earring
Hamethyst necklace
Hamethyst ring
Harem girl t-shirt
Heart-shaped balloon
Helmet turtle
Hemp bracelet
hippo whip
hippopotamus kilt
hippopotamus pants
hippopotamus skirt
homoerotic frat-paddle
huge mirror shard
Hypnodisk
Ice baby
icy-hot katana
Irate sombrero
iron pasta spoon
Jarlsberg's earring
Joybuzzer
junk-mail pants
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
Kentucky-fried meat staff
Kentucky-fried meat sword
Kentucky-style derby
Kevlar balloon
Kickback cookbook
kneecapping stick
Knob Goblin elite helm
Knob Goblin elite pants
Knob Goblin elite polearm
Knob Goblin elite shirt
Knob Goblin harem pants
Knob Goblin harem veil
Knob Goblin pants
Knob Goblin scimitar
Knob Goblin tongs
Knob Goblin Uberpants
Knob Goblin visor
Ladle of mystery
lead yo-yo
leather chaps
Leather mask
leotarrrd
linoleum crossbow
Linoleum helmet turtle
linoleum staff
linoleum sword
little paper umbrella
Loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
Magic lamp
Magical ice cubes
Maiden wig
mariachi pants
Marionette
Meat cowboy hat
Meatloaf helmet
Meaty helmet turtle
Mesh cap
Miner's helmet
miner's pants
Miniature stuffed Goth Giant
Mini-zeppelin
Mohawk wig
Monster bait
Mr. Balloon
Mullet wig
Mylar balloon
Off-hand balloon
Orange traffic cone
Orcish baseball cap
Orcish cargo shorts
Oriole-feather headdress
Oyster basket
Pail
pants of the Slug Lord
paper-plate-mail pants
Pasta of Peril
pasta spoon
penguin shorts
penguin whip
penguinskin mini-kilt
penguinskin mini-skirt
Pentacorn hat
Phat turquoise bracelet
Pimpin' meat hat
Pine-Fresh air freshener
Pirate hook
Pirate shirt
Pixel hat
pixel pants
pixel sword
Plexiglass pith helmet
Porquoise bracelet
Porquoise eyebrow ring
Porquoise necklace
Porquoise ring
Radio Free Jersey
Rag doll
Raggedy Hippy doll
Raspberry beret
Ravioli hat
Red balloon
Red traffic cone
Rhinestone cowboy shirt
rib of the Bonerdagon
Rice bowl
ridiculously huge sword
Ring of adornment
Ring of cold resistance
Ring of conflict
Ring of gain strength
Ring of half-assed regeneration
Ring of increase damage
Rock and Roll Legend
rubber axe
sabre teeth
sack of doorknobs
Safarrri hat
saucepan
seal-clubbing club
Sequined fez
Shiny ring
Sk8board
skeleton bone
slingshot
Snorkel
snowboarder pants
Sock monkey
Soggy wofl t-shirt
Souvenir ski t-shirt
Spanish fly trap
Special sauce glove
Spooky glove
spork
Stainless steel skullcap
star crossbow
Star hat
Star shirt
star staff
star sword
Steaming evil
sticky meat kilt
sticky meat pants
sticky meat skirt
stolen accordion
stone banjo
String of blue beads
String of green beads
String of red beads
studded leather boxer shorts
Stuffed can of asparagus
Stuffed dodecapede
Stuffed ghuol whelp
Stuffed Mob Penguin
Stuffed sabre-toothed lime
Stuffed shoulder parrot
Stuffed stab bat
Stuffed yeti
Stuffed zmobie
suede shortsword
Support cummerbund
Supportive bra
swashbuckling pants
sweet ninja sword
Talisman o' Nam
The Colander of Em-er'il
The Scalp of Gorgolok
Thought balloon
Time helmet
tiny ninja sword
Tiny plastic accordion thief
Tiny plastic angry goat
Tiny plastic baby gravy fairy
Tiny plastic barrrnacle
Tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar
Tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball
Tiny plastic Cheshire bat
Tiny plastic cocoabo
Tiny plastic coffee pixie
Tiny plastic Crimbo elf
Tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
Tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
Tiny plastic disco bandit
Tiny plastic fuzzy dice
Tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick
Tiny plastic ghuol whelp
Tiny plastic grue
Tiny plastic hermit
Tiny plastic howling balloon monkey
Tiny plastic killer bee
Tiny plastic leprechaun
Tiny plastic levitating potato
Tiny plastic mosquito
Tiny plastic pastamancer
Tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime
Tiny plastic sauceror
Tiny plastic seal clubber
Tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton
Tiny plastic stab bat
Tiny plastic star starfish
Tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
Tiny plastic turtle tamer
Tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
titanium assault umbrella
Toy train
troutpiece
two-handed depthsword
Viking helmet
Voodoo doll
vorpal blade
Walrus-tusk earring
Wand of Nagamar
White balloon
white sword
Wolf mask
wooden axe
Wooden salad bowl
wooden stakes
yak whip
yakskin kilt
yakskin pants
yakskin skirt
Yellow plastic hard hat
Yellow traffic cone
- Some thoughts/questions here for potential testing and clarification. Items can be smashed into smaller pieces resulting in powders, nuggets and wads. Can any of those be smashed as well? Thus if I smash an item and get a wad but I really wanted nuggets, can I smash it again? The article says wads are transmuted when cooked with scrumdiddlyumptious solution. I assume this means it just changes to a different type of wad. Related to that, do you get to pick or is it random? If it's random, it might be worth testing to see if any of the skills such as Flavour of Magic or the new books have any influence on the outcome. Probably not but worth the checking I think.
--Spudly Dudley 09:58, 16 June 2006 (CDT)
- I think it makes sense to have the elemental and twinkly tables, but do we really need the useless table? It's pretty obvious that only enchanted items can be successfully pulverized. Anything without an enchantment will give useless powder.
Also, I have noticed that the items I have smashed fall into seven different levels:
1. Yields one powder
2. Yields two powders
3. Yields three powders
4. Yields one nugget OR four powders
5. Yields two nuggets OR three powders and one nugget
6. Yields three nuggets
7. Yields one wad OR four nuggets.
These observations came from pulverizing several items from various areas, many of them multiple times, to check the variants. The tougher the area an item comes from, the better its yield. As far as I can tell, each item has certain elements it can and cannot drop, but elemental distribution of allowed elements is random. Like everyone else, I still have no clue about ultra-rares and stainless steel and plexiglass equipment.
Spudly, you can't smash wads or nuggets, only equippable items. I can't answer your other question, since I don't have any scrumdiddlyumptious solution. Sorry. --Joyfulusury 03:54, 17 June 2006 (CDT)
Needs confirmation
Any confirmation on the items that smash into ultimate wads? Anyone know the source of info on these? --LucySpace 22:42, 17 June 2006 (CDT)
- I don't want to screw up the table, but somebody needs to take the Plexiglass Ring from the Ultimate wad table. It does not give an ultimate wad; evidence. The only screen shots I've seen have been for the IDMG from crovax. I think it's fair to say that only ultra-rares give it, and that all ultra-rares give it. Even if nobody's crazy enough to smash a hockey stick. Mr. Blonde 02:45, 18 June 2006 (CDT)
- Anyone have a consolation ribbon to smash? Considering how rare it is and how it's obtained, it might be another source of ultimate wads. —Dentarthurdent(T,C) 21:28, 3 August 2006 (CDT)
- 1 twinkly powder. I have a screenshot, but all it does is make me a sad panda. A loser is me! Gront 21:02, 16 March 2007 (CDT)
I don't have time yet to incorporate this, but here is my data from my clan's pulverizing attempts if any of you wish to look at it.
1337 7r0uZ0RZ -- 3 twinkly powder, 1 twinkly nuggets
asparagus knife -- twinkly powder
Boris's ring -- 4 twinkly powder
bum cheek -- sleaze powder
can of maces -- 2 cold powder; three made 4 twinkly powder and 2 spooky powder so probably the true yield is 2 powders (cold, spooky, or twinkly)
cornuthaum -- twinkly nuggets
crowbarrr -- twinkly nuggets
dead guy's watch -- 2 twinkly powder
dirty hobo gloves -- twinkly powder; five made 1 twinkly powder and 4 stench powder so true yield is probably 1 powder (twinkly or stench)
enchanted toothpick -- twinkly nuggets
filthy corduroys -- 3 twinkly powder
filthy knitted dread sack -- 2 twinkly powder and 1 stench powder
filthy item true yield is likely 3 powders (twinkly or stench)
flaming crutch (THEY HAVE A USE!) -- six gave 7 twinkly powder,
11 hot powder so true yield is likely 3 powders (twinkly or hot)
flaming talons -- 3 gave 1 twinkly nuggets, 1 hot nuggets, 2 twinkly powders, 2 hot powders; true yield uncertain as a single smash only gave 1 nuggets while 2 smashed gave 4 powders and 1 nuggets
giant needle -- 4 twinkly nuggets but 4 giant needles -- 4 twinkly nuggets and 3 twinkly wads so true yield uncertain
glowing red eye -- 3 hot nuggets and 1 stench nuggets so true yield likely 4 nuggets (hot or stench)
icy-hot katana -- 2 twinkly powder and 2 cold powder although true yield is likely 4 powders (hot, cold, or twinkly)
iron pasta spoon -- 3 twinkly powder and 1 twinkly nuggets
Jarlsberg's earring -- twinkly nuggets
kneecapping stick -- twinkly nuggets
Knob Goblin harem veil -- cold powder
edit to add more
lich face -- 2 twinkly powder, 1 hot powder, and 1 stench powder
magical ice cubes -- cold powder
Mohawk wig -- twinkly wad
mullet wig -- as three gave 2 twinkly powder and 4 sleaze powder yield is likely 2 powders (twinkly or sleaze)
ridiculously huge sword -- twinkly wad
rubber axe -- 1 twinkly powder and 1 sleaze powder
skeleton bone -- twinkly powder
spooky staff -- twinkly powder or spooky powder
star crossbow -- 2 twinkly wads
support cummerbund -- 2 twinkly nuggets
Talisman o'Nam -- 3 gave 4 twinkly powder and 2 twinkly nuggets; Yield is uncertain
Tiny Plastic commons and uncommons -- twinkly powder
titanium assault umbrella -- 1 cold nuggets, 1 spooky nuggets, and 1 stench nuggets
viking helmet -- twinkly powder
vorpal blade -- twinkly nuggets but four made 4 twinkly powder and 3 twinkly nuggets; Yield is uncertain
wooden stakes -- twinkly powder Thanks.--Vysion 16:33, 20 June 2006 (CDT)
My theory about what pulverizing yields is that the result depends on the stat requirement to equip that particular kind of equipment. It is, after all, the only way to compare the "power" of an accessory or off-hand item with a weapon, pants, shirt or hat (another could be autosell price, but this is not proportional to power. Let alone cannot be discarded items). In hats, pants and weapons in fact, the stat req is linearly dependent on the power: stat requirement=floor((power-30)/2), only exception being the ice sickle (Mr. Store item, so special rules apply. It's not even smashable). I agree with the levels somebody defined above, only I would add level 0 which yields useless powder, and levels 8 and 9 which yield 2 and 3 wads respectively. Items with no enchantment are level 0 (irrespectively of the stat requirement). Items with any enchantment whatsoever and no stat requirement are level 1. Stat requirement 1-10 is level 2, 11-20 level 3, etc. until 81-90, which is level 9 (i.e. level=1+ceiling(stat req/10) if enchanted, 0 if unenchanted). I've tested about 20 items, 5 times each and none of them contradicts this theory. Also checked lots of the results of the front page, and only contradiction I found was the star buckler, which says 3 nuggets, however smashing one of them gave me two wads, so it must have been wrong in that table. Ultra-rares defy this rule of course. Also, some testing with yakskin pants (stat 55) and wolf mask (stat 60) seemed to show that yaksking pants tend to give the weaker result (nuggets) more often, but my sample was very small to tell. Any thoughts?
I also think that the distribution between elements is equal among the allowed elements (including twinkly). Didn't bother to do statistical tests, but the differences eg. for the lihc face certainly look statistically insignificant.
Are containers smashable? I don't and probably never will have one, and even if I do, I don't think I'll find the courage to smash it.--Kapoios 07:10, 30 June 2006 (CDT)
I've found that items whose stat requirement ends in 2, are actually one level less than my formula above gives (giant discarded plastic fork, pimping meat hat, spooky staff), so it has to be fixed as follows: level=floor(stat req/10+1/2). So requirement 5-14 goes to level 2, etc.--Kapoios 07:40, 30 June 2006 (CDT)
- Here's a table giving the yields for items by power:
| Power | Requirement | Yield
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| 10 | none | 1 powder
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| 40 | 5 | 2 powders
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| 60 | 15 | 3 powders
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| 80 | 25 | 1 nuggets or 4 powders
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| 100 | 35 | 2 nuggets or 1 nuggets and 3 powders
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| 120 | 45 | 3 nuggets
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| 140 | 55 | 1 wad or 4 nuggets
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| 160 | 65 | 2 wads or 1 wad and 3 nuggets
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| 180 | 75 | 3 wads
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I think we should do away with the tables giving yields for individual items: we really don't need a table containing all 400-plus smashable items. A table showing the elements for elemental items would still be useful. —Yendor 11:52, 1 August 2006 (CDT)
Elements Table
- the extra </tr> looks like it's a bug in the wiki. perhaps the table could be wikified, maybe that would help. --Evilkolbot 10:50, 24 July 2006 (CDT)
- damn, and i checked it twice, too. is there a way to have multi-column cells in wikitables? --Evilkolbot 11:22, 24 July 2006 (CDT)
Icy Hot Katana needs to be removed from the Yeilds only Twikly Powder because it yealds cold poweder as well...
Also Removed The Grave Robbing Shovel because it was replaced by the Rusty one and that already has an entry i kept the snippet of code though incase it someone should wish to put it back...
--Thou shalt perish 00:40, 25 July 2006 (CDT)
Zapping?
Is there any zapping indormation on powders/nuggets/wads? --Roger_B 17:52, 7 July 2006 (CDT)
- They don't zap, see zapping. --Hurax 09:35, 11 October 2006 (CDT)
formatting proposal
I think it might be useful to group smashes in chunks of 10 at a time (e.g. smash 10 spiked femurs) and format the results of that smashing more like this:
name : units : nuggets : nugget distro : powders : powder distro
spiked femur (x10) : 90-96 : 15-17 : 60 spooky/40 twinkly : 5-12 : 40 spooky/60 twinkly
where "units" is the amount of stuff you get, expressed as powder (so 1 powder = 1 unit, 1 nugget = 5 units, 1 wad = 25 units).
Suggestions/ideas/critique?
--Hellion 11:07, 28 July 2006 (CDT)
In the future
In the future, if there are formulas, we should replace the tables with the formulas for what you'd get, based on the items' resistance and elemental damage bonus. Edit:There may be other factors, considering useless and twinkly.--Dehstil (t|c) 18:57, 5 August 2006 (CDT)
See the table above. For all enchanted, non-ultra-rare items, the only factor determining the amount yielded is the item's power/requirement. If there are two possible yieldsm, they're equally likely. For elemental items, I believe the yield has equal chances to be any of the elements of that item (including twinkly), but I haven't tested this thoroughly.
For instance, a spiked femur (power:100, spooky damage) has a 50% chance of producing 2 nuggets, and 50% chance of producing 1 nugget and 3 powders. Each of those nuggets/powders has an equal chance of being twinkly or spooky. —Yendor 14:28, 6 August 2006 (CDT)
Myself, in the future, I'd like to see what you get for smashing an item on the item page, not this page. --Club 16:16, 16 August 2006 (CDT)
my two cents that you all can ignore:
Editing the ranges is NOT HELPFUL AT ALL.
There is obviously a clear correlation of percentages - 30% this kind of nugget, 30% that one, 40% the other, whatever... these are set in stone expected values. the more items you smash at once, the closer we can approximate what they are. smashing 10 of something twice and changing the range to 1-7 because one time you got one of something and other time you got seven is not just useless, it's misleading to people trying to figure out expected values.
-vlad
More Precise Formulas
Scratched...this info appears above.-Foggy 13:06, 2 October 2006 (CDT)
How Much Do You Get?
Is yield based on Power or Requirement? Not all items fit into the Requirement = (Power-30)/2 formula. For example, the basic meat crossbow/staff/sword have 20 Power and 5 Requirement - do they yield 1 powder or 2 powders? Similarily, the flypaper staff and bubble bauble bow have 80 Power and 20 Requirement - do they yield (4 powders or 1 nugget) or 3 powders? And what about ice pick, ice sickle and Travoltan trousers - all with 100 Power and 0 Requirement? It doesn't appear that any of these items have been tested. --Gymnosophist 15:03, 2 October 2006 (CDT)
From what I've been able to tell, if there's no power listing, it's based on the requirement. If there is a power rating, then the requirement is irrelevant. --Sparksol 04:59, 6 July 2007 (CDT)
table
Can the table be converted from HTML into a wiki table? --Hurax 09:35, 11 October 2006 (CDT)
The Huge Table
Is it really necessary to list every single smashable item in the game and what it smashes into? Now that we have formulae for power->amount and enchantments->elements, the huge table is pretty much a waste of space now. --Quietust 11:26, 11 October 2006 (CDT)
As a new clubber, I find the table incredibly useful. I'm not in hardcore, and I'm farming right now for smashables. The table help me decide what to smash and what to sell instead, too. I came here now because I'm trying to decide whether or not to smash my lupine swords- so far I see no info on those.--
--Glia 01:20, 7 November 2006 (CST)
[Note: 3 lupine swords = 3 spooky and one twinkly nugget, plus 3 each spooky and twinkly powders]--Glia 01:30, 7 November 2006 (CST)
- This is exactly why the huge table is more confusing than helpful; the exact info you need is already available by reading the expected yield section, and checking the power and enchantments on the item you're considering smashing. Even better, you can look at the ranges, sort your equipment by power, and easily find what's most likely to yield the stuff you're looking for. I'm going to go ahead and move the huge table to the bottom of this talk page as discussed; it can always be restored if there's some use to it I'm not aware of. In the meantime, someone who knows about archiving things may want to do some cleanup on this talk page, since it's really, really full of old info now.--Salien 20:46, 21 November 2006 (CST)
Just smashed 30 glowing red eyes:
24 clusters of twinkly nuggets
11 clusters of hot nuggets
13 clusters of stench nuggets
7 twinkly wads
4 hot wads
7 stench wads
Hope that helps... --Groli 04:19, 8 November 2006 (CST)
Here's the huge, useless table from the main page... should probably just be archived:
Items Obtained From Smashing
The following tables list the results of smashing various items. The actual yields do vary.
Note: The multiples specify the sample size used for the data collection. When there is an entry such as
this means you would need to pulverize 10 of that item to get the result. (Unless it says something like (80 trials). Some consistency would be nice here).
Elemental & Twinkly
| Item |
Hot |
Stench |
Spooky |
Cold |
Sleaze |
Twinkle |
incredibly dense meat gem crazy bastard sword |
1 ultimate wad |
1 p |
| 1337 7r0uZ0RZ x90 |
|
|
|
|
|
144 p 132 n |
| 2-ball (x6) |
|
|
|
3 p |
|
3 p |
| 3-ball (x9) |
|
|
3 p |
|
|
6 p |
| 4-ball (x3) |
|
|
|
|
3 p |
|
| 5-Alarm Saucepan |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| 5-ball (x4) |
3 p |
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| 6-ball |
|
1 p |
|
|
|
|
| 7-ball (x3) |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| 7-Foot Dwarven mattock |
|
|
|
|
|
1 n |
| Acid-squirting flower |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| acoustic guitarrr |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| Amulet of extreme plot significance (x19) |
|
|
|
|
|
24 p 25 n |
| ancient Saucehelm (x2) |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| antique greaves |
|
|
|
|
|
3 w |
| antique helmet |
3 random hot, stench or twinkly
wads |
| antique shield |
|
|
|
|
|
3 w |
| antique spear |
|
|
|
|
|
3 w |
| Arrrgyle socks |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| asbestos crossbow, asbestos staff, asbestos sword |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p 1-2 n |
| asbestos helmet turtle x2 |
|
1p |
|
|
1p |
2 p 1 n |
| asparagus knife |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| asshat |
1 random cold, sleazy, or twinkly powder |
| badass belt |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| balaclava |
1 p |
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| barskin hat |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Baron Von Ratsworth's tophat |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| batblade |
|
|
|
|
|
3 n |
| beer goggles |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Bejeweled accordion strap |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| big red clown nose |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| bling-bling |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| bloody clown pants |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| bloody clown pants x10 |
|
|
9-14 p |
|
|
6-12 p |
| blue ribbon |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Bonerdagon necklace |
|
|
|
|
|
1 n |
| Boris's ring |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| Boss Bat bling |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| Boss Bat britches |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| box |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| broken sword |
3 random hot, stench or twinkly
nuggets |
| bubblewrap crossbow, bubblewrap staff, bubblewrap sword |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| bum cheek |
1 random cold, sleazy, or twinkly powder |
| can of fake snow |
|
|
|
2 n |
|
|
| can of maces x10 |
|
|
8 p |
4 p |
|
8 p |
| cardboard crossbow, cardboard staff, cardboard sword, charrrm bracelet |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| cardboard wakizashi |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| carob cannon |
|
2 n |
|
|
|
1 n |
| Cerebral Crossbow x2 |
|
1 p |
4 p |
2 p |
|
1 p |
| cheap plastic bottle opener x10 |
|
|
|
3-6 p |
|
4-7 p |
| chef's hat |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| chopsticks |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| chrome helmet turtle, chrome staff, chrome sword |
|
|
|
|
|
3 n |
| Cloaca-Cola fatigues |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| clown hammer |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| clown shoes |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| Coconut shell |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| cold ninja mask (x10) |
|
|
|
|
|
22 p 4 n |
| corn holder (x3) |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| cornuthaum |
|
|
|
|
|
1 n |
| crowbarrr |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| Crown of the Goblin King |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| dead guy's watch |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| denim axe |
|
|
|
|
|
3 n |
| diamond-studded cane |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| dirty hobo gloves x10 |
|
2-7 p |
|
|
|
3-8 p |
| disbelief suspenders x100 |
|
|
63 p |
71 p |
|
66 p |
| disembodied smile x5 |
|
|
5 p |
|
|
|
| Dolphin King's crown |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Dr. Hobo's scalpel x10 |
|
10 p |
|
|
|
|
| draggin' ball hat (x10) |
|
|
|
|
|
12 p 16 n |
| drywall axe (x20) |
|
|
|
|
|
60 n 5 w |
| dungeoneer's dungarees x10 |
10 mixed powders |
| Dyspepsi-Cola shield |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| enchanted brass knuckles |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| enchanted eyepatch |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| enchanted toothpick |
|
|
|
|
|
1 n |
| easter egg balloon |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| eXtreme mittens |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p 1 n |
| eXtreme scarf x8 |
|
|
|
|
|
12 p 12 n |
| eyepatch |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| f3d0r4 |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| fake hand |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| fez of etymology |
|
|
|
|
|
3 n |
| filthy corduroys x10 |
|
|
|
|
|
30 p |
| filthy hippy poncho |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| filthy knitted dread sack x10 |
|
16 p |
|
|
|
14 p |
filthy pestle (x3) |
|
|
|
|
|
9 p |
| flaming crutch |
0-2 p |
|
|
|
|
1-3 p |
| flaming talons x20 |
10-30 p 1-6 n |
|
|
|
|
17-22 p 1-10 n |
| foolscap fool's cap (x7) |
|
|
|
|
|
14 p |
| Frostâ„¢ brand sword |
|
|
|
1 p |
|
2 p |
| frozen nunchaku x10 |
|
|
|
19 p 2 n |
|
5 p 2 n |
| furry pants x100 |
|
|
|
|
104 n 26 w |
84 n 26 w |
ga-ga radio (x9) |
|
|
|
|
|
27 n |
| giant discarded bottlecap x10 |
|
|
|
|
|
16 n 6 w |
| giant discarded plastic fork x10 |
|
|
|
|
|
24 n 4 w |
| giant discarded torn-up glove x10 |
|
14n 2 w |
|
|
|
10 n 2 w |
| giant needle (x210) |
|
|
|
|
|
400 n 110 w |
| giant pinky ring |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| glowing red eye x10 |
5-9 n 2 w |
8-10 n 0-3 w |
|
|
|
6-9 n 0-2 w |
| gnatwing earring |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| gnauga hide buckler, gnoll-tooth necklace |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| gnollish autoplunger |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| Gnollish pie server (x4) |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| Gnollish slotted spoon (x4) |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| goat beard |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| goth kid t-shirt x2 |
|
|
|
|
|
4 n |
| grave robbing shovel |
|
|
1 p |
|
|
|
| grease gun |
|
|
|
|
1 p |
2 p |
| heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| hippopotamus pants x2 |
|
|
|
|
|
6 n |
| Homoerotic frat-paddle x10 |
|
|
|
|
16 p |
14 p |
| icy-hot katana x3 |
1 n |
|
|
3 p 1 n |
|
1 p |
| infernal insoles (80 trials) |
|
1 p |
|
|
1 p |
1 p |
| irate sombrero |
|
|
|
|
|
3 n |
| iron pasta spoon (x3) |
|
|
|
|
|
6 n |
| Jarlsberg's earring |
|
|
|
|
|
1 n |
| Joybuzzer |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Kickback cookbook |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite pants, Knob Goblin elite polearm |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| Knob Goblin harem veil x40 |
|
|
|
13 p |
16 p |
11 p |
| Knob Goblin harem pants, Knob Goblin scimitar, Knob Goblin tongs |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Knob Goblin spatula (x17) |
|
|
|
|
|
17 p |
| Knob Goblin Uberpants, Knob Goblin visor |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| leather chaps (x100) |
|
|
|
|
|
171 n 143 w |
| leather mask |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| leotarrrd |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| lihc face x100 |
65 p 20 n |
56 p 18 n |
|
|
|
71-74 p 14 n |
| linoleum staff |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| little paper umbrella x10 |
|
|
|
|
|
10 p |
| los chinos |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| lucky rabbit's foot |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| magical ice cubes x10 |
|
|
|
3 p |
|
7 p |
| mesh cap |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| miner's helmet |
|
|
|
|
|
4 p |
| miner's pants x3 |
|
|
|
|
|
8 p 1 n |
| Mohawk wig (x100) |
|
|
|
|
|
192 n 52 w |
| mullet wig x100 |
|
|
|
|
105 p |
95 p |
| ninja hot pants x10 |
13-19 p |
|
|
|
|
11-17 p |
| ninja mop (x5) |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n 12p |
| Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| oriole-feather headdress |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| oversized pizza cutter |
|
|
|
|
|
2 n |
| pail |
|
|
|
|
|
1 p |
| Pants of the Slug Lord x2 |
|
|
|
|
1 p |
1 p |
| penguin shorts x2 |
|
|
|
|
|
6 n |
| penguin skin buckler |
|
|
|
|
|
1 n |
| phat turquoise bracelet |
|
|
|
|
|
3 p |
| Pine-Fresh air freshener x10 |
|
|
|
6 p |
8 p |
6 p |
| pitchfork |
|
|
|
|
|
3 n |
| Pixel hat, Pixel pants, Pixel sword |
|
|
|
|
|
2 p |
| plexiglass pants |
|
|
|
|
|
3 w |
| plexiglass pike pike |
|
|
|
|
|
3 w |
| plexiglass pinky ring |
2 w |
1-2 w |
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