Talk:Daffy Taffy
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Just dumping some of my results, to see if there is any randomization of the names, ages, or punchlines. --JRSiebz (☎|§|‡) 00:09, 31 October 2006 (CST)
| Chet Talbertson, age 7
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Dog the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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| Lester Langerham, age 5
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A tennis ball
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| Katie Coopersmithsworth, age 6
Q: What did the hobo say to the knob goblin?
A: "Give back the dung beetle or I'll kill you where you stand!"
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| Spike Paddlesworth, age 6
Q: What did the kangaroo say to the girl?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed!"
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| Paula Abercrombie, age 4
Q: When is a rhinoceros not a rhinoceros?
A: When it's a superhero!
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| Saul Shortstockings, age 14
Q: What did the gorgonzola say to the howitzer?
A: "bugbear? That's what she said!"
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| Curly Ann Frampleton, age 13
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: No idea
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Here're some of mine:
Vlad Wibbleford, age 10.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rook and a cat?
A: A rectal polyp!
Belinda Cheffingsworthton, age 12.
Q: What do you call a flying skunk?
A: Anywhere he wants!
Agamemnon Hollingsworth-Jones, age 7.
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked in to the court room?
A: A puddle.
Davey Wibbleford, age 11.
Q: Which side of a sheep has the most wool?
A: Do you larva me like I larva you?
Agamemnon Abercrombie, age 7.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: A mon-key!
Adolf Lipschitz, age 7.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: An Envelope!
Brett Cheffingsworthton, age 14.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!!!!
--Salien 00:26, 31 October 2006 (CST)
Spike Hallsdingdingdingworth, age 6.
Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: A z-bra.
Bramlet Richels, age 8.
Q: What kind of wig can hear?
A: Because he was down in the mouth!
--Metboy
(Just had to add this one!)
Little Orphan Kaleidoscopeson, age 6.
Q: What did the concert pianist say to the lemur?
A: "Give back the gnoll or I'll kill you where you stand!"
--Jayzabala 13:59, 31 October 2006 (CST)
I just got a new knock knock:
Girl who?
Girl hand, I can't be expected to do it all by myself !
Hadn't seen any mention of that specific knock knock punchline, so thought I'd add it.
(Apparently, the correct word is 'Linda'.)
--Truemortality 18:14, 3 November 2006 (CST)
Here are some more. It seems like they're completely random, but they use the same questions and answers, just in different orders.It's just the knock knock jokes that i don't understand.
~Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: Do you larva me like I larva you?
~Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tyrannosaurus rex.
Tyrannosaurus rex who?
Tyrannosaurus rex-wall carpeting!
~Chim Fromme, age 11.
Q: What did the girl say to the piston engine?
A: "Give back the stegosaurus or I'll kill you where you stand!"
~Lester Manson, age 9.
Q: What did the nun say to the skunk?
A: "Give back the gnome or I'll kill you where you stand!"
~Suzie Grommelsham-Smythe, age 10.
Q: What did the cleaver say to the Dalai Lama?
A: "Give back the origami crane or I'll kill you where you stand!"
the jokes are all really strange xD
~little_dog16
On another subject, it's fairly clear that these are complete jokes the punchlines to which are mixed up; given the repeat of the "x the bathtub I'm dwowning" line (and especially given that "tyrannosaurus rex the bathtub", if not funny per se, at least seems to make sense as a bit of wordplay), is it possible that these are, in fact, randomized as well? --Id the Mildly Confused 01:41, 31 October 2006 (CST)
- Wait, no, it totally, totally doesn't make sense as wordplay. What the hell am I thinking? --Id the Mildly Confused 02:45, 31 October 2006 (CST)
- A quick google search indicates the proper word for the "bathtub" one is "Dwayne", which is mildly amusing when you say it out loud. --Quietust (t|c) 08:49, 31 October 2006 (CST)
I got the Knock Knock Dog joke from a different child. I'm not sure whjat the name was, but I'm certain it wasn't Chet Talbertson --Tom93 13:01, 31 October 2006 (CST)
Yet another knock-knock joke, from Brett Kaleidoscopeson, age 13:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
And another, from Raquel Manningtonbury, age 14:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Democrat.
Democrat who?
Democrat anyone ever answer the door?
And one from Davey Mussolini, age 5.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama who?
Dalai Lama to go knocking on my door in the middle of the night !
The proper names should be "Boo," "Dozen," and "Teacher," respectively. Maybe a knock-knock table is in order? --Baltar 00:27, 16 November 2006 (CST)
I got the following joke: "You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by Charles Talbertson, age 7.
Q: What game has 4 letters and begins with a "T"?
A: A numbskull!"--Knobula 00:58, 16 January 2008 (CST)
Science?
- Perhaps the "missing" feeds and punchlines could be filled in the lists as found. Is it possible that the resolutions could be stressed if they occur in the other list? --Evilkolbot 16:16, 31 October 2006 (CST)
First Names
| Agamemnon
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| Belinda
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| Billy
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| Bobby-Sue
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| Bramlet
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| Brett
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| Charles
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| Chester
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| Chet
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| Chim
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| Coquette
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| Curly
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| Curly Ann
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| Curly Sue
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| Damien
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| Darth
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| Davey
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| Dirk
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| Elvis
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| Frankie
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| Genghis
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| Greta
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| Hans
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| Jimmy
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| Katie
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| Lenny
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| Lester
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| Little Orphan
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| Lisa
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| Monique
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| Moose
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| Mortimer
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| Paula
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| Phoebe
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| Raquel
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| Samuel
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| Saul
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| Scud
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| Spike
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| Spot
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| Suzie
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| Timmy
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| Vlad
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| Wesley
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| Zeke
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Last Names
| Abercrombie
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| Botula
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| Boytheberg
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| Burytonworthhamshireford
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| Chiltonworth
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| Clampett
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| Coopersmithsworth
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| Crumpleington
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| Frampleton
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| Fromme
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| Goldbergstein
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| Grommelsham-Smythe
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| Hallsdingdingdingworth
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| Hollingsworth-Jones
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| Hornswoggle-Upton-Smith
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| Kaleidoscopeson
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| Langerham
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| Lipperton
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| Lipschitz
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| Longstockings
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| Mangersonson
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| Manningtonbury
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| Manson
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| Morgansternbury
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| Mussolini
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| Paddlesworth
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| Peppersmith
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| Pickerington
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| Pinkpants
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| Quimper
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| Richels
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| Shortstockings
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| Smith
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| Stringleberry
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| Strumpleford
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| Symingtonsworth
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| Talbertson
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| Wibbleford
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Age range: 4-14 with no discernable pattern.
Feeds
Solutions not found in game from popular culture placed in parenthesis (like this)
| Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
| Take away his credit card !
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| Q: How do you upset a squirrel?
| A: Pinch his nuts!
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| Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get earrings?
| A: A buccaneer (get it? A buck for each ear?)
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| Q: Patient: Doctor Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live
| A: Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute sir
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| Q: What begins with t ends in t and has t in it?
| A: a teapot
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| Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?
| (We'll go out tonight)
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| Q: What did the bugbear say to the stegosaurus?
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| Q: What did the cat say to the bottle of gin?
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| Q: What did the Dalai Lama say to the square dancer?
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| Q: What did the dog say to the blender?
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| Q: What did the dog say to the cat?
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| Q: What did the gnoll say to the pink carnation?
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| Q: What did the lederhosen say to the knob goblin?
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| Q: What did the lemur say to the hippy?
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| Q: What did the one firefly say to the other when his light went out?
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| Q: What did the origami crane say to the radish?
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| Q: What did the phlegm say to the technophile?
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| Q: What did the gorgonzola say to the piston engine?
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| Q: What did the platypus say to the raven?
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| Q: What did the platypus say to the zamboni driver?
| A: "I don't know either, but it was undoubtedly something humorous."
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| Q: What did the racial stereotype say to the square dancer?
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| Q: What did the raven say to the door?
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| Q: What did the raver say to the rhinoceros?
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| Q: What did the rectal polyp say to the raver?
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| Q: What did the sheep say to the tyrannosaurus rex?
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| Q: What did the straight-razor say to the zamboni driver?
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| Q: What did the termite say to the bartender?
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| Q: What did the tube of lip balm say to the wooly mammoth?
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| Q: What did the tyrannosaurus rex say to the dung beetle?
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| Q: What did the wooly mammoth say to the cannibal?
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| Q: What did the zamboni driver say to the shrimp fork?
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| Q: What did the zebra say to the helicopter?
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| Q: What do footballers drink?
| A: Penal tea!
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| Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
| A: no idea
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| Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
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| Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
| A: fsh
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| Q: What do you call a flying skunk?
| (A:A smellycopter)
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| Q: What do you call a sheep that has been hit by lightning?
| (From Google--A: An electric blanket!)
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| Q: What do you call a skeleton that won't get out of bed?
| (A: Lazy bones)
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?
| (A: a sour puss)
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a camera with a crocodile.
| (A: A snapshot)
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a gnome and a door?
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a nebula?
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a pugilist and a helicopter?
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a stegosaurus and a hippy?
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a zebra and a zamboni driver?
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| Q: What do you say to a dead robot?
| A: Rust in peace !!!!!!!!
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| Q: What do you serve but can not eat?
| A: A tennis ball.
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| Q: What does a baby snake play with?
| A: A rattlesnake!
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| Q: What goes zzub zzub?
| A: a bee flying backwards
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| Q: What happended when the owl lost his voice?
| A: he couldn't give a hoot
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| Q: What happened to the frogs car?
| A: it got toad.
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| Q: What is a snake's favourite school subject ?
| A: Hissss tory!
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| Q: What is black, white, and red all over ?
| A: a sunburnt penguin/zebra/orio.
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| Q: What type of footwear do bananas make?
| A: slippers
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| Q: What's a snakes favourite subject?
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| Q: When is a brain surgeon not a brain surgeon?
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| Q: When is a concert pianist not a concert pianist?
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| Q: When is a dog not a dog?
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| Q: When is a dung beetle not a dung beetle?
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| Q: When is a girl not a girl?
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| Q: When is a gnoll not a gnoll?
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| Q: When is a gnuaga not a gnuaga?
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| Q: When is a harpsichord not a harpsichord?
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| Q: When is a lemur not a lemur?
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| Q: When is a planet not a planet?
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| Q: When is a Pope not a Pope?
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| Q: When is a rook not a rook?
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| Q: When is a straight-razor not a straight-razor?
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| Q: When is a supervillan not a supervillan?
| A: (when he's turned into the police!)
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| Q: When is a toaster not a toaster?
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| Q: When is a vacuum cleaner not a vacuum cleaner?
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| Q: Where do dogs leave their cars?
| A: In the barking lot!
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| Q: Where do pigs keep their money?
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| Q: Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit?
| A: anywhere he pleases.
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| Q: Why cant cinderella play football?
| A: Because she always runs away from the ball!!!
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| Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
| (A: To get to the other slide.)
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| Q: Why did the dentist look so unhappy?
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| Q: Why did the dog go to court?
| Because he got a barking ticket!
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| Q: Why did the dog jump in the fire?
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| Q: Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
| A: She wanted to see time fly.
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| Q: Why did the man stare at the orange juice carton?
| (A: Because it said concentrate)
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| Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
| A: To get to the second hand shop!
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| Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
| A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
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| Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
| A: he had no body to go with.
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| Q: Why don't lions eat clowns?
| (they taste funny
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| Q: Did you hear about the man that died from furniture polish?
| (he had quite a finish)
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| Q: How do you know which end is a worm's face?
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| Q: What did the 55-gallon drum of kerosene say to the pugilist?
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| Q: What did the baby giraffe say to his big brother?
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| Q: What did the backhoe say to the boy?
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| Q: What did the blender say to the femur?
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| Q: What did the blender say to the platypus?
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| Q: What did the brain surgeon say to the whippoorwill?
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| Q: What did the frat boy say to the supervillan?
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| Q: What did the howitzer say to the gnoll?
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| Q: What did the howitzer say to the window?
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| Q: What did the jackdaw say to the chartered accountant?
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| Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked in to the court room?
| (Odor in the court)
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| Q: What did the rhinoceros say to the pink carnation?
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| Q: What did the square dancer say to the jellyfish?
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| Q: What did the straight-razor say to the hamburger?
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| Q: What do you call an under water spy?
| (James Pond)
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| Q: What do you call Bears with no ears?
| A: anything you like.
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a bugbear and a supervillan?
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| Q: What kind of wig can hear?
| A: an earwig
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| Q: What the difference between a bird and a fly?
| (a bird can fly, a fly can't bird)
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| Q: When is a baby gravy fairy not a baby gravy fairy?
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| Q: When is a frat boy not a frat boy?
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| Q: When is a jellyfish not a jellyfish?
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| Q: Why are fish afraid of computers?
| (because of the net)
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| Q: What has four wheels and flies?
| (A garbage truck)
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I think several setups and punchlines are really just the same one with a random noun(s) inserted. For example, "What did the (noun) say to the (other noun)?", "When is a (noun) not a (noun)?", "Give back the (noun) or I'll kill you where you stand!", etc. Just like Dwayne the bathtub. Perhaps we should cut out the five million versions of those lines and put a single entry with the variable word indicated? --Missingno 14:29, 27 August 2007 (CDT)
I think the answer "A B" goes better with "What do you call bears without ears" than "anything you like"--Mabelrxu 00:52, 12 January 2008 (CST)
Punchlines
| A: A bottle of gin!
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| A: A buccaneer
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| A: A chartered accountant!
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| A: A harpsichord!
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| A: A hippy!
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| A: A magnetic banana!
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| A: A puddle.
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| A: A rattlesnake!
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| A: A tennis ball
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| A: A thick-a-saurus.
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| A: A toaster!
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| A: A z-bra.
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| A: An embarrassed zebra!
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| A: Anywhere he wants!
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| A: B.
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| A: Bark!
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| A: Beacuse they don't know the words!
| (Q: Why do humming birds hum?)
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| A: Because he saw the salad dressing!!!!
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| A: Because 789!
| (Why does six fear seven?)
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| A: Because it ran out of juice!
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| A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
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| A: Because of all the cheetahs!
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| A:Dam!
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| A: Doesn't matter - he's not coming anyway!
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| A: Frost bite!
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| A: Golf!
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| A: He didn't give a hoot!
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| A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!
| (Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?)
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| A: Hissss tory!
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| A: Hiss-tory!
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| A: Is the bar tender here?
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| A: Lost!
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| A: Penal tea!
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| A: Russell!
| (what did the mother leaf name the baby leaf)
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| A: Rust in peace !!!!!!!!
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| A: Scone
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| A: She wanted to see time fly.
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| A: Sir Cumference!
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| A: Smiles: Because it has a mile in it!
| (Q: What is the longest word in the English language?)
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| A: So that he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate!
| (Q: Why did the elephant(?) sit on the marshmallow?)
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| A: Take away his credit card !
| (Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?)
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| A: Tea pot
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| A: The ceremony wasn't much good...but the reception was amazing!
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| A: The Outside
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| A: Tooth-hurty!
| (Q: What time is it when your jaw aches?)
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| A: What is the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
| A: You can't dip a fireman in an egg!
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| A: When it's a baby gravy fairy!
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| A: When it's a cat!
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| A: When it's a democrat!
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| A: When it's a diaper rash!
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| A: When it's a dog!
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| A: When it's a donkey!
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| A: When it's a door!
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| A: When it's a dung beetle!
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| A: When it's a femur!
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| A: When it's a helicopter!
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| A: When it's a hippy!
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| A: When it's a person of different social standing!
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| A: When it's a porcupine!
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| A: When it's a technophile!
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| A: When it's a toaster!
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| A: When it's a tube of lip balm!
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| A: When it's a xylophone!
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| A: When there are two of them!
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| A: Get that zamboni driver away from my rook!
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| A: kangaroo? That's what she said!
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| A: Why should I be, I'm a tyrannosaurus rex
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| A: raven? That's what she said!
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| A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
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| A: Get that cannibal away from my scorpion!
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| A: Look busy, here comes the supervillan!
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| A: Get that window away from my blender!
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| A: Why should I be, I'm a dog
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| A: Why should I be, I'm a harpsichord
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| A: Why should I be, I'm a raver
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| A: Get that gnuaga away from my goth!
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| A: That was no howitzer, that was my wife!
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| A: platypus? That's what she said!
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| A: Stick with me, and we'll go places.
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| A: piston engine? That's what she said!
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| A: That was no planet, that was my wife!
| _
| A: "That was no scorpion, that was my wife!"
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| A: Gnoll'd im? Damn near killed 'im!
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| A: Look busy, here comes the horse!
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| A: Get that window away from my hamburger!
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| A: Look busy, here comes the rhinoceros!
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| A: Give back the tibia or I'll kill you where you stand!
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| A: Get that gnome away from my anteater!
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| A: Get that kangaroo away from my cleaver!
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| A: Get that planet away from my performance artist!
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| A: Give back the gumdrop or I'll kill you where you stand!
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| A: Give back the piston engine or I'll kill you where you stand!
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| A: gorgonzola? That's what she said!
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| A: Look busy, here comes the hummingbird!
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| A: That was no jackdaw, that was my wife!
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| A: Vacuum cleaner'd im? Damn near killed 'im!
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| A: A republican!
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| A: A walkie talkie!
| (Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede(?)?)
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| A: An Envelope!
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| A: Hop in!!
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| A: In a piggy bank!
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| A: To get to the moovies.
| (probably Q: Why did the cow cross the road?)
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| A: When it's a anteater!
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| A: When it's a black hole!
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| A: When it's a hummingbird!
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| A: When it's a lederhosen!
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| A: Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute sir
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| A: "I don't know either, but it was undoubtedly something humorous."
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("A B" seems to not be random ... it matches with "what do you call Bears without ears")--Mabelrxu 00:50, 12 January 2008 (CST)
Joke skeletons
- Q: What did the X say to the Y?
- A: "Get that X away from my Y!"
- A: "Give me back the X or I'll kill you where you stand!"
- A: "Look busy, here comes the X!"
- A: "X? That's what she said!"
- Q: When is an X not an X?
- A: When it's a X.
- Q: What do you get when you cross an X and a Y?
- A: A X.
- Q: Why did the X cross the road?
- A: To get to the X.
- Q: What do you call a X that is stupid?
- A: X.
- Q: What do you call a fake X?
- A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming anyway!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Whirling dervish.
Whirling dervish who?
Whirling dervish you glad I didn't say "banana?"
Random Words
| Bottle of gin
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| Boy
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| Bugbear
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| Concert Pianist
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| Democrat
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| Dinosaur
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| Donkey
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| Femur
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| Frat Boy
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| Gnoll
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| Golf
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| Goth
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| Hippy
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| Kangaroo
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| Noodle
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| Performance artist
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| Planet
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| Platypus
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| Rectal Polyp
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| Rhinoceros
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| Scorpion
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| Sheep
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| Technophile
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| Tibia
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| Window
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| Whippoorwill
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| Whirling dervish
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| delai llama
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--Evilkolbot 16:13, 31 October 2006 (CST)
- one more thing, the limerick has a random word in it like this (in case you didn't spot it):
Knock knock!
Who's there?
X.
X who?
X the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
anyone know what X really is? --Evilkolbot 15:28, 31 October 2006 (CST)
- As mentioned earlier in this talk page, the 'correct' value for X is "Dwayne". --Quietust (t|c) 16:39, 31 October 2006 (CST)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby gravy fairy.
Baby gravy fairy who?
Baby gravy fairy the bathtub, I'm dwowning
Baby gravy fairy is not on the list so I thought I would say it
--Stroby 23:45, 31 October 2006 (GMT)
So is "black hole," "person of a different social standing" and "concert pianist" --Tom93 10:26, 1 November 2006 (CST)
Just wondering, are the random "2"s in the list of A:'s supposed to be there or are they some sort of freakish copy-pasting typographical mutation? For example: "|A: Give back the tibia or I'll kill you where you stand!2" Beatrix kiddo 21:00, 3 November 2006 (CST)
- the latter. now i'm embarrassed. --Evilkolbot 01:52, 16 November 2006 (CST)
My favorite jokes are on my profile, right there. Oh by the way, you forgot:
"Gourd the bathtub, Im dwowning!" --MrGuy 09:48, 24 December 2006 (CST)MrGuy and in case thats not a link User:MrGuy
P.S. "That was no planet, thats my wife!" is actually kinda funny.
I got this one by "Spike Mussolini"...
Q: What did the one candle say to the other candle?
A: Pinch his nuts!
Dont you guys think that maybe we should compile a large list of possible first names, last names, ages, skeleton set ups, skeleton answers, and random words that go in them, and maybe the words that SHOULD go in them. I know we were doing that before, but maybe we should keep it more concise and compact and especially in one place. A whole page that Daffy Taffy could link to with this info might also be helpful. That would keep the Daffy Taffy page relatively simple, but give curious people the option to view all possibilities. If someone could make that page, wiki-editors could simply add any new words, jokes, etc. as they found them. Just a thought.--Dante5454 20:30, 5 January 2007 (CST)
Creating another page for the jokes sounds like a good idea actauly. 1 vote twards it--CSDragon 19:13, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
- I highly suspect that while some Q and A obviously work together, some A were posted from popular jokes with the Q left out, and some Q with the A left out.Lotusduck 00:40, 5 July 2007 (CDT)
I just got this:
Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
I am changing my suspicion. My new suspicion is that most of these have coherent answers, but that there are many taffy answers and questions as yet uncatalogued.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raven.
Raven who?
Raven the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
Also, there is no grid for knockknock jokes, but there should be separate grids for a lot of these different formatted "jokes".Lotusduck 01:55, 5 July 2007 (CDT)
Another that doesn't seem to be here yet
Q: What's a Gorilla's favourite month?
A: Because chickens weren't invented yet
(there was no period at the end of the answer)--Nahtmmm 21:32, 16 January 2008 (CST)
I also got something that doesn't seem to be here. Well the answer is, but not the question.
Q: What do a tree and a dog have in common?
A: A puddle.
--Seko 05:29, 2 August 2008 (CDT)
Stickin' another joke here for y'all...
Hans Goldbergstein, age 14.
Q: What do footballers drink?
A: Odour in the court!
--Gleezus 13:03, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
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You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by Davey Smith, age 13.
Q: What did the monkey say to the black hole?
A: "I don't know either, but it was undoubtedly something humorous."
You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by Mortimer Clampett, age 7.
Q: What did the zamboni driver say to the lemur?
A: "I don't know either, but it was undoubtedly something humorous."
You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by Paul Paddlesworth, age 9.
Q: What do a tree and a dog have in common?
A: Take away his credit card !
You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by Brett Mangersonson, age 12.
Q: What do you get when you cross a radish and a black hole?
A: A chartered accountant!
--Veetwo 08:40, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
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