Talk:Chester

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Hit messages - He cranks the van's stereo up, and you're bowled over by an ear-splitting fragment of a Barry White song. He grabs a jack from the back of the van, and beats you with it. You can't believe that jerk whacked you with a jack! He puts on some romantic music, turns the lights down low, and hits you really hard in the skull. Man. You weren't expecting that last part! He shows you a doll, and asks you to point to where you'd like him to touch you. You try to knock the doll out of his hands, but end up accidentally pointing at its calf in the process.

Not attacking message- Worn out from chasing you around the van, he pauses to take a little nap on the mattress he keeps in the back of it. --Blastphemist 02:57, 20 June 2008 (CDT)

According to this post, Chester can drop up to 5 greasy sliders at once. --Dalgar 23:59, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

Trying to attack Chester while in sleazeform gives this message: You knock on the door of the van, and a sleazy-looking hobo pops his head up to the window and looks at you. He sizes you up, smiles a very unsettling smile, and says "Right on, man. Right on." You leave, feeling a little skeeved out... --Rohmu

Since it isn't mentioned anywhere else, Chester seems to have a factor of damage resistance - with 3076 buffed muscle I was doing consistently 655-656 damage, with crits of 658. Spell damage seems capped around 850 --Denarius 17:36, 6 July 2008 (CDT)

I've narrowed the range of his HP to that which goes from 7908 to 8435. Moxie for no hit is under 1400..as if that wasn't already fairly obvious. --Blzbob 05:53, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

• Above 7965 --Blzbob 14:01, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

I got an as yet unlisted combat message: "He says "This is going to excite me a lot more than it hurts you," pulls out a paddle, bends you over his knee, and gives you a sound spanking. It is quite possibly the most humiliating thing you've ever experienced. Argh! Argh! Argh! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Argh! You lose 97 hit points."--Noskilz 22:34, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

Indeed. I have gotten the same message as seen above. It should be added.--Shisoru 18:54, 06 August 2008 (CDT)

Aura damage message to be added whenever. Just being near Chester makes you feel kind of... icky.--Brion thenotgiant 02:24, 31 October 2008 (UTC)