You're fighting a Taco Cat
A land where tacos evolved from cats? It's a madhouse! A madhouse!!!
Critical Hit Message:
It meows at you and scratches with its claws. Well, its shell. Ever cut your gums on a tortilla chip? Yeah. Ooh! Oof! Ouch!
It crunches you in the <nipple> with its shell while biting you with its freakishly sharp cat fangs. Ooh! Oof!
It licks you with its sandpapery tongue. After a couple of hours, it really starts to itch. Ow! Ouch!
It foams at the mouth and crunches you with its shell. Yo quiero hydrophobia. Oof! Eek!
It hisses and spits sour cream at you, then leaps onto your head and pulls your eyelids backwards. Your eyes are opened to staggering new vistas of pain.Eek! Ugh! Oof! Eek!
It tries to scratch you with its shell, but only succeeds in breaking off a big chunk of it.
It tries to crunch you in the <nipple>, but misses.
It tries to lick you with its sandpapery tongue, but you refuse to be licked.
It foams at the mouth and scratches with its claws, but can't break your thick skin.
It hisses at you and tries to arch its back, forgetting that its back is made of a fried corn tortilla. Its shell crumbles and it staggers off to heal.
|You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: catgut (31.8% chance)*|
Occurs at The Palindome.
- This adventure references the original "Planet of the Apes" movie line, "A land where Apes evolved from men? It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
- The attack message about foaming at the mouth references hydrophobia also known as rabies, and the Taco Bell slogan "Yo quiero Taco Bell".