Taco-clad Crimbo elf
|Taco-clad Crimbo elf|
|Locations||anywhere during Crimbo 2012|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
A Crimbo elf wearing a surprisingly elaborate taco costume (I mean, it even has green silk guacamole) walks up and tries to hand you a flier. "Come on down to Taco Dan's Taco Stand," she says, in a dull monotone.
"Aren't you a Crimbo elf?"
"Yup, and Uncle Crimbo's kicked us out again. So until the whole animelf thing blows up in his face, this is how I earn my sugar. Come on down to Taco Dan's Taco Stand."
"Isn't that costume uncomfortable?"
"Yes, and it's also humiliating. Thanks for reminding me," she says, and starts folding her fliers into origami shuriken (doo-dah, doo-dah).
She pulls off one of the red felt tomato chunks on her costume and crams it down your throat. Ow!
She pulls out a broken taco shell and slashes your <groin> with it. Argh!
She kicks you with her taco-shell shoes. Ouch!
She folds a flier into a shuriken and slices your <groin> with it. Ow!
She grabs two tacos and smashes them against each side of your head. The salsa and jalapenos give you a quick and thorough exfoliation, while the taco shells gouge your skin. Argh! (hot damage)
She tries to smother you with one of the red felt tomato chunks on her costume, but you run away and she can't ketchup.
She pulls out a taco shell to stab you with, but it's a soft taco so it doesn't really hurt.
She tries to kick you with her taco-shell shoes, but they crunch instead of stab.
She tries to give you a papercut with one of her fliers, but you dodge.
She gets overheated and has to sit down and fan herself with Taco Dan's Taco Stand fliers until she feels better. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco|
|You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier|
|You gain 1 <substat>.|