Swedish massage fish
This gummy fish is glistening with oil. Hopefully it's some sort of sweet candy oil, and not every real kind of oil I can think of.
(In-game plural: Swedish massage fishes)
- Fortune Teller (other player)
|The Swedish massage fish slides down your throat before you can even taste it, which is the only possible happy ending to this terrible thing I've written.|
|(You gain 1 Fullness.)|
- The name is a reference to the Swedish Fish gummy candy.
- The acquired effect is a play on the phrases "Like a fish out of water" and "Like a horse to water".
|swedish massage fish | heart-shaped candy whetstone | Bustle Hustler | Third Base|
|TOP 10 Swedish massage fish collections|
6. Mistress of the Obvious - 21 | 7. Pastahead - 19 | 8. Athanatos - 15 | 9. Lord Stefano - 10 | 10. Skent - 9
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings