Swarm of Country Bats
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 You're fighting a Swarm of Country BatsA guy wearing a Gilligan hat and aviator glasses runs past you. "You can't stay here," he says, "this is bat country!"
Before you can respond, you're attacked by a swarm of country bats. "Squeak, y'all," they say.
Hit Message(s):
Reckon them bats scraped their claws across your neck. If you've ever been attacked by country bats, you might have a redneck. Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ugh!
I reckon them country bats batter you with hundreds of leathery wings, spitting tobacco juice on you as they fly. Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
They swarm around you, freaking you out, getting in your hair, scratching you with their claws, and sucking your vital essences. Ow! Ow! Eek! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
Reckon them bats tried to batter you with their leathery wings, but you fought 'em off.
Reckon them bats tried to claw you, but flew off to watch a bunch of cars chase each other in a circle for eight hours.
Fumble Message:
You sing the highest note you can sing, which is noteworthy in its highness. The bats swarm around confused, crashing into walls and saying, "goldurnit!"
Occurs during the Bad Trip.
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