Surprising!

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Surprising!

Just when you think you've seen just about everything there is to see in the Noob Cave, you spy a tiny side tunnel leading off into the darkness. And what do we do with tunnels? We explore them!

You head down the tunnel, which gets darker as it gets deeper, and deeper as it gets darker. Eventually the darkness and the depth get to a point where you start to freak out a little, so you decide to turn back.

All of a sudden, the cavern you've wandered into is flooded with bright light, you hear many voices in unison shout "Surprise!" and a big mug of beer is thrust into your hand.

You regain conciousness some indeterminate period of time later, and based on a quick survey of your surroundings, you conclude that a fairly large group of people aparently thought it was your birthday, and decided to get you drunk as a kitten. Wait, scratch that. Drunk and a kitten.

Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium

You acquire an item: Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium

black kitten

You acquire an item: black kitten

• Occurs at Noob Cave (Bad Moon only).

References

• The remark "what do we do with tunnels?..." is a reference to Mr Skullhead's recurring use of the phrase "What do we do with links? We click them!" on the Jick and Mr. Skullhead Radio Shows.