Superamplified boom box
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superamplified boom box
This is a boom box modified by the frat boy engineers, who have managed to turn the bass up to a nearly impossibly-high level. When activated, it will emit a single, booming bass note, knocking out anything in the vicinity with a concussive blast. After that single ground-shaking, speaker-blowing, eardrum-shattering utterance, it will remain forever silent. Kinda sad if you think about it, bra.
Type: combat item
Selling Price: 150 Meat.( In-game plural: superamplified boom boxen) Obtained From
- Stores
- The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (4 quarters)
When Used
 Superamplified boom box
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| You blast some rap-rock from the boom box in the direction of your opponent. Horrible, horrible sound waves buffet <it> for 90-100 damage, leaving <it> reeling.
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Notes
- Delevels opponents 8-10 levels.
- Stuns opponent for 1 round.
References
- The plural form of this item likely refers to Brian Regan's jokes about pluralizing words.
- The pluralization of 'box' as 'boxen' is a very common piece of hacker subculture wordplay.
- In the book John Dies at the End, David uses a boombox to stun and damage the ghost, much like the effects of the item.
See Also
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