Super Crimboman Crimbo Type is Go!

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Super Crimboman Crimbo Type is Go!

You climb into the pilot's chair (an ancient ratty recliner that smells like beans and cigar smoke) and do a systems check. "Super Crimboman Crimbo Type, sign on!" You say into the dash-mounted microphone. "Oh, wait. We don't have anyone to pilot the rest of the body parts. Well, Crimbo is doomed, I guess..."

"Left Arm Online," a Crimbo Elf's voice buzzes in your earpiece, "Taco Dan gave us the day off."

"Right Arm Online."

"Left Leg Online."

"Right Leg Online."

"Breastplate Online!"

"Abs Absolutely Online and Fabulous!"

"Left Cheek Online, and let me just say I'm thrilled to have lost the body part lottery, here."

"Right Cheek Online and sharing a similar sentiment!"

"Codpiece Online and thinking you two should quit complaining."

"Given the time crunch," you say, "and for many other reasons, let's skip the part where we all spin around and are briefly naked before we get our costumes on, okay? Super Crimboman Crimbo Type MOVING OUT!"

Go! Fight! Win!

Occurs after you get into Crimboman, or use a Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf.

Notes

Mechanics

  • After the fifth step, you get to use one of the previous moves. Which moves appear depends on whether your fifth attack succeeded or failed.
  • Hot Cocoa Cannon can only be fired once (the option will no longer appear)?
  • Six damage to either side ends the fight.
  • 6 damage to you removes all choices except for:
Damage Report!
.
  • 6 damage to MechaElf removes all choices except for:
FINISH HIM!

Key

  • = no damage
  • < damage to CrimboMan
  • > damage to MechaElf
  • + effect

Step 0

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Step 5

Step 6:

if last move was Crimbo Light Electro-Attack

attack failed:

  • 3. Drop Fruitcake Depth Charges
  • 2. Launch Popcorn and Cranberry String Net
  • 2. Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon
  • 2. Fire Rocket Punch

attack succeeded:

  • 4. Fire Peanut Brittle Grenades
  • 2. Launch Popcorn and Cranberry String Net
  • 3. Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors
if last move was Egg Nog Wave Attack

attack failed:

  • 3. Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges
  • 2. Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon
  • 3. Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors

attack succeeded:

  • 3. Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges
  • 4. Fire Peanut Brittle Grenades
  • 2. Launch Popcorn and Cranberry String Net
  • 3. Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors
if last move was Deploy Crimbo Ultra Mega Hypersword

attack failed:

  • 2. Fire Hot Cocoa Cannon
  • 3. Launch Fruitcake Depth Charges
  • 2. Fire Rocket Punch
  • 3. Shake Jingle Bell Disruptors
  • 2. Fire Popcorn and Cranberry String Net

attack succeeded: Probably no way to get this to succeed without killing.

References