super-sweet boom box
Oh man! Check this thing out! Look at the size of it! And all that shiny chrome! Does it have bass boost? Oh my god it totally has bass boost. Can you even imagine how many batteries that thing holds?
You would definitely be the raddest kid on the block -- no, the whole city -- with this monster perched on your shoulder.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed radio)
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie Required: 75
Selling Price: 1000 Meat.
Cannot be traded
All Attributes +20%
Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
(In-game plural: super-sweet boom boxes)
- Ticket Redemption Counter (5000 Game Grid tickets)
You tune in some hip-hop on your boom box, then hop over to <it> and hit <it> with your hip for X damage. SMACK! SMACK! WHACK!
You stand with the boom box over your head, looking very romantic. Then you smash <it> with it for X damage. KAPOW! WHACK! SPLAT!
You play some country & western music on your boom box. <It> starts line dancing, but trips and falls for X damage. BOINK! ZAP! POW!
You play some heavy metal on your boom box. <It> bangs <its> head so hard <it> takes X damage. WHACK! WHAMMO! BARF!
- The weapon-specific message about holding the boombox over your head and looking romantic is a reference to the movie Say Anything..., in which John Cusack's character holds a boombox over his head with music playing.