Summon Hilarious Objects

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You crack open the Grimoire and recite the incantation contained within. A small chuckle escapes your lips as three hilarious objects appear at your feet. bag of airline peanuts You acquire an item: bag of airline peanuts or clown hammer You acquire an item: clown hammer or explosion-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: explosion-flavored chewing gum or fake fake vomit You acquire an item: fake fake vomit or fake hand You acquire an item: fake hand or magical ice cube with a fly in it You acquire an item: magical ice cube with a fly in it or rubber emo roe You acquire an item: rubber emo roe or whoopie cushion You acquire an item: whoopie cushion or yellow snowcone You acquire an item: yellow snowcone From April 15th, 2006, also: or joybuzzer You acquire an item: joybuzzer or pet rock "Snooty" disguise You acquire an item: pet rock "Snooty" disguise or wind-up chattering teeth You acquire an item: wind-up chattering teeth From May 13th, 2006, also: or jazz soap You acquire an item: jazz soap From June 14th, 2006, also: or brick You acquire an item: brick From July 18th, 2006, also: or pet rock "Groucho" disguise You acquire an item: pet rock "Groucho" disguise From August 15th, 2006, also: or defective skull You acquire an item: defective skull From October 1st, 2006, also: or Amulet of Yendor You acquire an item: Amulet of Yendor From October 24th, 2006, also: or x-ray specs You acquire an item: x-ray specs From January 30th, 2007, also: or encoder ring You acquire an item: encoder ring Only on April 1, 2007: (three of the following) blue snowcone You acquire an item: blue snowcone purple snowcone You acquire an item: purple snowcone orange snowcone You acquire an item: orange snowcone green snowcone You acquire an item: green snowcone red snowcone You acquire an item: red snowcone From March 25th, 2008, also: or mood ring You acquire an item: mood ring or cymbal syrup You acquire an item: cymbal syrup or Black candy heart You acquire an item: black candy heart

Notes

• On January 3, 2008, this also became a book on the mystical bookshelf. The skill is still granted.
• You may use the skill only once per day. You get three distinct items per use.
• It may be used again in one day after ascending.
• It has been revealed that more items will be added to this skill in the future.
• This skill is marked as Hardcore Permanent (HP), and so is retained through normal and hardcore ascensions and can be used in both.
• On April 1, 2007, this skill instead acted like Summon Snowcones.

References

• The name "McPhee" refers to Archie McPhee, a popular novelty store based in Seattle.