This was supposed to be a Saturday machete, but they ran out of AA batteries.
(In-game plural: sturdy machetes)
- The Mines/The Jungle/The Ice Caves
- A Shop (15 Gold)
- The Temple Ruins/The Snake Pit/The Beehive/The Crashed U. F. O.
- A Crate
- Dropped after combat by a Helpful Guy (sometimes)
- When equipped adds the choice Carefully slice it open with your machete in A Wicked Web.