Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf

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You're fighting a Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf

This elf is in charge of stuffing stockings in the big sweatsho -- er, merry toy factory that Uncle Crimbo runs. Shoving toys into oversized socks day in and day out appears to have addled his brains more than a little bit. Not that anyone who eats nothing but candy all day is ever completely sane, that is.

Hit Message(s):

felt	You acquire an item: felt (10.6% chance)*

googly eye

You acquire an item: googly eye (11.3% chance)*

length of string

You acquire an item: length of string (10.3% chance)*

stuffing

You acquire an item: stuffing (10.9% chance)*

toy wheel

You acquire an item: toy wheel (11.1% chance)*

wooden block

You acquire an item: wooden block (9.3% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (without Unionize The Elves sign equipped).

References

• The failed attack message "Darn it!" is a play on the word "darn," the original meaning of which is "to mend."
• The orange lines may refer to an episode of Family Guy in which the following conversation takes place:

Peter: Isn't that right, Bing Crosby?

Bing Crosby: That's right, Peter, and if your kids don't obey you can always beat them with a sack of Valencia oranges. They don't leave a bruise and your kids will always know who's the boss.

• Also, in the Family Guy Christmas Special, Peter fills a sock with oranges and swings it around after the following conversation:

Peter: Can't we just tell 'em your mother died?

Lois: Peter, I won't lie about something like that.

Peter: Alright, alright, I'll kill your mother.

• Being beaten with a bag of oranges is also a plot point in the movie The Grifters.
• Andy Dick's character on NewsRadio also once threatened Joe Rougan's character with a sack of oranges, also claiming that they would not leave bruises.
• Beating someone with a sack of oranges does in fact leave bruises. Even Valencia ones.