Stinky hi mein
Wow, this is the stinkiest hi mein you've ever seen. Just being near it makes your eyes water. Food that smells this unappetizing has to be very, very expensive. It seems like you'd pay a lot of money to not have to eat this, but in fact, the opposite is true.
(In-game plural: stanky hi meins)
|stench wad||scrumdiddlyumptious solution||dry noodles||MSG|
|stench and sour sauce||savory dry noodles|
|stinky hi mein|
|You hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water. Wait, no, you hold your nose and eat the stinky hi mein, expertly suppressing your gag reflex.|
|(You gain 5 Fullness.)|
- Prior to a trivial update on January 20, 2018, "Level required" was 13.
- The description possibly alludes to a creature from the Discworld novels, the Curious Squid, which tastes so foul that people pay a lot for dishes containing absolutely no trace of it.
- The first part of the consumption description ("You hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water.") is a reference to the Eminem song Lose Yourself.
|cold hi mein | hot hi mein | sleazy hi mein | spooky hi mein | stinky hi mein|
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Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings