Stench werewolf

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Stench werewolf
Monster ID 1400
Locations Dreadsylvanian Woods
Hit Points Scales to player's stats
Attack Scales to player's stats
Defense Scales to player's stats
Initiative 25
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
guts necklace, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page, Freddy Kruegerand
Manuel Entry
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stench werewolf You're fighting Foul-Claw, Teen Enemy

You fan your nose as a smell works its way up your nostrils and tries to squeeze your brain. Bugs and birds start falling out of the sky as the stench gets worse and worse. You look wildly around for the source of the smell (once you've established that it isn't you).

You see a werewolf rolling around in a rotting deer carcass, using two skunks as loofahs.

"What are you looking at, you naked pink mammal?" he growls, and attacks.

Hit Message(s):

He releases a cloud of toxic gas from somewhere under his tail. You choke and nearly pass out. Ooh! Argh! Argh! (stench damage)

He raises his arms, belches at one of his stinking armpits, and wafts the combined stench at you. You almost pass out from the nasal assault. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

He breathes his skunk-corpse-excrement breath in your face. Ooh! Ouch! Ow! (stench damage)

He picks up a skunk, turns the business end to you, and frightens it. Ow! Oof! Ouch! (stench damage)

He digs out something that had been lodged under one hind-claw for weeks and throws it at you. You don't know what it is, but you know how it smells (bad). Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

He bites you with his grotty, grody teeth. They're so gross, they make you use outdated slang to describe them. Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)

He throws some offal at you, which smells awful. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He raises his arms, belches at one of his stinking armpits, and wafts the combined stench at you. You almost pass out from the nasal assault. Ow! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He picks up a skunk, but you name the skunk "Flower" and it's so flattered it doesn't spray you.

He stops to groom his claws, dislodging sediment that's been there for years.

He tries to bite you with his grody teeth, but you point out no one's said "grody" for at least twenty years.

He tries to breathe his horrible breath in his face, but you offer him a mint.

He tries to cut the cheese, but can't seem to cut the mustard, so has to cut it out.

He tries to throw some offal at you, but you tell him not to be so awful.

Fumble Message:

He notices that his stench is merely nauseating instead of vomit-inducing, and goes to find something long-dead to roll in. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Dv gutsneck.gifYou acquire an item: guts necklace (.1% chance)*
Dv recipe.gifYou acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
Dv krueggerand.gifYou acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand

Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Woods

Notes

  • The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
  • If any elements are banished, each round of combat with a stench Dreadsylvanian take damage with a message:
    • You inhale deeply to acclimate yourself to the stink, but end up gagging and retching.
    • Uggh, it smells like Death farted in here.
    • You know how if you smell something bad for long enough, your brain adjusts and you kind of stop smelling it? That's not happening here.
    • Boy does it stink in here.
    • Remember how good a freshly-baked loaf of bread smells? No, you don't, because you've been marinating in this stink too long.
    • Something smells terrible. You sniff your armpits, wondering if it's you.
    • What is that smell? Did something die in here? Like, recently?
    • You glance around, trying to identify the source of that awful stink.
    • You breathe through your mouth, trying to avoid smelling whatever you're smelling.
HPYou lose Y hit points. (stench damage)
  • If any elements are banished, getting hit by a stench Dreadsylvanian adds turns of Nauseated:
Nauseated.gifYou acquire an effect: Nauseated
(duration: N+1 Adventures)
  • The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
Dvstenchwolf1.gifDvstenchwolf2.gifDvstenchwolf3.gif

You hear a thunderclap in the distance. Then you smell an awful stench, and realize that wasn't thunder at all, just in time to have a very stinky werewolf leap out at you.

You stop short, gasping for breath, on the edge of a little clearing with a huge mudhole in the middle of it. All manner of creatures must have gotten stuck in the mud and died, then combined with decaying plant matter to make a smell you could almost cut with a knife.

A werewolf clambers out of the mud, flinging spatters of it off of his fur.

"Ah, a morning bath, and now it's breakfast time," he says, eyeing you hungrily.

You see a set of tracks in the woods that are so peculiar, you can't help but follow them. It looks like anything under the foot that made the tracks kind of wilted and rotted, the grass turning almost liquid. Some of the fresher tracks are even bubbling pustulently at the deepest imprints.

Your nose starts to ache, then contemplates cutting itself off to spite your face. A wave of stench almost makes you pass out, and at the end of the tracks you see a hulking werewolf with green wavy lines coming off of his fur. "Lunchtime," he says, grinning.

You stumble into a little clearing in the woods. There's a roughly-slapped-together wooden shack here, with a door that has a crescent moon cut into it. You hear an unholy roaring and yowling coming out of it. Maybe it's some secret animal fight club?

Then a werewolf comes out of the door, his fur reeking. You've heard of elephant graveyards, right? Well, you just found a werewolf latrine.

You fan your nose as a smell works its way up your nostrils and tries to squeeze your brain. Bugs and birds start falling out of the sky as the stench gets worse and worse. You look wildly around for the source of the smell (once you've established that it isn't you).

You see a werewolf rolling around in a rotting deer carcass, using two skunks as loofahs.

"What are you looking at, you naked pink mammal?" he growls, and attacks.