Stella, the Turtle Poacher
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 You're fighting Stella, the Turtle PoacherThis is Stella, the turtle poacher. She both illegally hunts turtles and prepares them by boiling them in water, making her a double-poacher. She is also guilty of making "poach" not look like a word any more.
Hit Message(s):
She pulls out her turtle-killing axe and whacks you with it. Ow! Ooh! Ow!
She poaches you in the pouch. Ouch! Eek! Eek! Ooh!
She headbutts you like a loggerhead turtle. Ouch! Ouch! Eek!
She puts on some gloves and boxes you like a box turtle. Then the gloves come off... Argh! Argh! Ouch!
She snaps at you with all the fierceness and tenacity of the snapping turtle. Ugh! Ow! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
She pops you into her poaching pot. It's alliteratively painful! Argh! Ouch! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
She tries to whack you with her turtle-killing axe. Good thing you're not a turtle.
She tries to poach you, but you reproach her.
She tries to headbutt you like a loggerhead turtle, but your desire not to be headbutted leaves the two of you at loggerheads.
She tries to box you like a box turtle, but you think outside the box.
She snaps at you with all the fierceness and tenacity of the snapping turtle. Thankfully, she does it with the speed of a turtle as well.
Fumble Message:
She hurls her fork and sickle at you, but you dodge both and stand triumphantly unsickleforked.
 | You gain 30-37 Meat. |
Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave as the Turtle Tamer nemesis.
Notes
- Once you have defeated Stella, this adventure will no longer reoccur (becomes a one time adventure).
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