Staff of the Kitchen Floor
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Staff of the Kitchen Floor
This chefstaff is imbued with all of the power, fortitude, and crustiness of the Platonic ideal of a kitchen floor. Especially the part underneath the refrigerator. Seriously, doesn't anybody ever clean under there?
Type: weapon (1-handed chefstaff)
Power: 10
Mysticality Required: 125
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Cannot be traded
Enchantment:
Spell Damage +150%
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
( In-game plural: Staves of the Kitchen Floor) Recipe
In Combat
| Jiggle your Staff of the Kitchen Floor
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You jiggle the chefstaff and pound it against the ground. Tendrils of green mildew sprout from the spot you struck, and zigzag toward your opponent, enveloping him in a foul green cloud and dealing 35-40 damage.
Messages
You smack it for X damage, then tell it if pro can't take the pain, get out of the kitchen. Floor. BAM! BIFF! SOCKO!
You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, completely flooring it and doing X damage. POW! WHAMMO! WHAMMO!
You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, smearing various cruft on it and doing X damage. ZOT! WHACK! POW!
Notes
References
- Platonic idealism is the theory that the substantive reality around us is only a reflection of a higher truth. Me neither, read the Wiki page.
See Also
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