Spooky gravy fairy guard

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Spooky gravy fairy guard
Location	The Spooky Gravy Barrow
Hitpoints	45
Attack	55
Defense	55
Initiative	?
Meat	None
Element	spooky
Physical	None
Drops halfberd, small leather glove, spooky mushroom
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You're fighting a spooky gravy fairy guard

You come across a Spooky Gravy Fairy who appears to be guarding the entrance to a cavern tunnel. You try to sneak past him, but you think he spotted you. You think this because he's squeaking "Intruder alert!" and flying at you waving a tiny poleaxe.

Hit Message(s):

He swoops down on you and poleaxes you in the head! Eek! Ugh! Oof! Eek! Ouch! (spooky damage)

He whips his poleaxe around and axepoles you in the elbow! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

How many poleax does it take to hit you really hard in the arm? Just one, apparently. Ouch! Eek! Ouch! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

He swoops down toward you but catches a random crossdraft and crashes into a wall.

He tries to dive-bomb you, but only gets the 'bomb' part right and fails miserably.

Fumble Message:

You ask him how many poleax it takes to change a light bulb. He sits and thinks about it for a while instead of attacking you. Then you enrage him by refusing to tell him the punchline.