Spooky Pirate Skeleton

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• Regular messages:

  <name> attempts to swashbuckle <him/her/it>, but misses.

  <name> swashbuckles <him/her/it> for X damage.

  <name> looks your opponent in the eye, and lets loose a fierce "Arrrr." Your opponent shudders...

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> loots the booty of your slain foe. It's not as racy as it sounds, I promise.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> clatters and clacks as he dances around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> grins happily, since he now has lips. He still doesn't have any guts, though.

[edit] Arena Messages

• When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:

  The clattering of <name>'s bones are a dead hiding-place giveaway.

[edit] Notes

• This familiar will attack 3/4 of the time.
  • Damage ranges from int(X/2)+2 to X+2, where X is the weight of the familiar.
  • This familiar will hit successfully 20 + 10*(ceiling(X/6))% of the time. At 43 pounds and above, this familiar appears to not miss.
• This familiar will delevel 1/4 of the time.
  • Delevelling ranges from 1 to X/4, rounded down, where X is the weight of the familiar.
• This familiar will not act if you jiggle a chefstaff that round.