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Spider gremlin
Location Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)
Hitpoints 170
Attack 172
Defense 168
Initiative  ?
Meat 40-60
Element None
Physical None
Drops
gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
Quest molybdenum pliers (when molybdenum magnet is used on the correct attack message)
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spider gremlin You're fighting a spider gremlin

What has eight hairy legs, giant venomous mandibles, fangs, claws, and slimy green skin?

Umm... that wasn't a riddle. I just wanted to know if you knew what's sneaking up behind you right now.

Though I guess the answer would be "a creature genetically engineered by scientists who decided combining the DNA of two malicious predators would be a really, really good idea."

Hit Message(s):

It tries to mate with you, then tries to decapitate you. You can't decide which is worse. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ow! (sleaze damage)

It shoots webbing all over your face. You choke and black out. Ooh! Eek! Ow! Eek!

It bites you in the fibula with its mandibles. The pain is far from nebulous. Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh!

It spears you with all sixteen claws at the end of its eight legs. Gah!Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Eek!

It spins a web around you to hold you still, then tramples you with its eight legs while chewing on your leg with its mandibles. It promised not to kill you, but it didn't promise it wouldn't maim you. Ow! Eek! Ow! Ouch!

It whips out a pair of pliers and fastens them firmly on your foot. If only it'd tried to ply you with booze instead. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

Meat.gifImage:meat.gifMeatYou gain 40-60 Meat.
Potion6.gifImage:potion6.gifgremlin juiceYou acquire an item: gremlin juice (3.2% chance)*
Potion7.gifImage:potion7.gifgremlin mutagenYou acquire an item: gremlin mutagen (5.4% chance)*
Potion7.gifImage:potion7.gifExtra-potent gremlin mutagenYou acquire an item: extra-potent gremlin mutagen (4.8% chance)*
You gain 43 <substat>.

Occurs at

Notes

  • Never misses.

References

  • The first attack message is a play on the lyrics to 'Yer So Bad' by Tom Petty.
  • As with erudite gremlin, vegetable gremlin, and batwinged gremlin, the character is based on one of the mutated gremlins in the 1990 film Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
  • The combat message "It promised not to kill you" is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song, "Spider".
  • The description of pain being "far from nebulous" from being bitten in the fibula likely refers to "The Fibula Nebula", originally observed from The LAAAAME Observatory.
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