This is a shortish piece of stiff wire with some hard, glittery gray stuff on it, used during 4th of Bor celebrations to... er... make a bunch of sparks. That's why they call it a sparkler. It's certainly the half-caf soy-milk frappuccino of fireworks, since it fails the "big loud boom" and "impressive blast radius" tests, and only barely passes the "might cause grievous bodily harm" test.
(In-game plural: sparklies)
- On first use:
|You light the sparkler, and wave it around in the air, leaving trails of light burned into your retinas. Then the trails of light burn through your retinas, and into your very consciousness. Sparkly!|
- After setting off another firework:
|You've already celebrated the Fourth of Bor, and now it's time to get back to work.|
- If used on any day other than the Fourth of Bor:
|Sorry, but these particular fireworks are illegal on any day other than the Fourth of Bor. And the law is a worthy institution, and you should respect and obey it, no matter what.|
- You may use another firework after ascending.
|TOP 10 sparkler collections|
6. Mistress of the Obvious - 2361 | 7. madamkiss - 2000 | 8. Park - 2000 | 9. NTesla - 1337 | 10. The_Dot - 1337
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings